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Kevvie OVER 9000!
 
Candid erotic and adult writing from a thoughtful person.
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Three Juice Cocktail
Posted:May 20, 2014 4:45 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2016 12:25 am
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I stroked my dick as he fucked my ass from behind.

His long, thick cock moved in and out slowly and powerfully. He was as hard as ever I'd had him, like a steel shaft.

I clenched my ass around him, making myself tight. I was moaning hard with his deep thrusts.

Suddenly, he slowed, about to explode his sperm in my ass. But I didn't want it there.

I pulled him out and turned around. His turgid cock waved in the air, glistening with my ass juice.

I kneeled in front of him, deep throating that gorgeous member, savoring the taste of my ass.

I squeezed his tight balls, and he released. Jet after jet of hot sperm erupted from him, mingling in my mouth with my own juice.

I couldn't swallow fast enough, and his come started dripping down my chin onto my cock, which I was still stroking.

Then I came, catching my load on my fingers. I brought them to my mouth and dripped my come into it.

And that was my three-juice cocktail: his sperm, my sperm and my fresh-fucked ass juice. I loved it!
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Beer Bottle Polka
Posted:Jan 31, 2011 2:13 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2016 12:32 am
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It took me literally weeks of work, but, finally, I have done it!

Done what?

The other day, I finally got a beer bottle in my ass. Blunt end first!

The hardest thing was the work up to it, which I won't bore you with. Then, after that, it's the fucking little braille dots they put on the bottle edge. They really work against getting it in. They hurt.

But, I did it, keeping it lubed, slowly twisting, fucking myself in the ass. stretching, gaping myself. Wow, the first time it went in, it was like instant intense orgasm. I pushed it against my prostate, stroked my shaft, and out came a long, gooey stream of come. Loved it.

I didn't get it in all the way. That's my next goal -- blunt end past the neck so it goes in like a butt plug.

I could use some help with that .... Any takers?
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This is supposed to be funny -- the man with two dicks!
Posted:Jan 16, 2011 3:41 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2013 9:21 pm
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What a freak he had been born, David told himself and smiled.

At first, being born with two dicks hadn't been a problem. Who cares before puberty, right?

Then came that dreaded time. The hormones shot through him, and through the girls in the class, and he was a freak. That lasted through high school until he was 17, a senior.

Then, the girls had had their fill of normal dick and were looking for something strange. So, David put aside the slide rule and took up the condom.

Oh, how the cheerleaders loved him. They couldn't get enough of his first cock in their pussy and his second in their ass. Or, as some liked, two dicks in two mouths, the girls trying to make one come before the other in some freak speed sperm contest.

Then, one day, he met the girl with four tits ....

LOL!
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A Kinky Trip
Posted:Jan 6, 2011 12:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2015 3:17 pm
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Tonight, I was browsing a sex toy site, and I found the following review for a jeweled butt plug:

"... when I saw this, I bought it immediately. When he came home, I had him blindfolded and hogtied then I inserted this in his virgin hole ( I have yet to fuck him.). He whimpered in pain and asked me to take it out of course I said no. He has to wear this everyday to work as a 'jewelry...'"


All day at work with a butt plug in! I've also read people will leave one in all night as they sleep. And some people wear cock rings or other penis jewelry all day.

I decided to join in the fun in a more short term way.

I had to go to the shops tonight for a few things, so before I headed out, I put in my biggest butt plug and put on my cock ring. I had to use my biggest plug, because I'm such a size queen, smaller ones fall out. I've really stretched myself.

All dolled up anally, with the ring snug around my cock and balls, I dressed fully and went out. Walking was a special pleasure, and the car seat was more comfortable than I thought. In fact, the car's vibration on the plug transferred to my prostate and felt quite good.

Getting out and walking in the shops was a real treat. I had a secret, and it felt kinky hot. I wondered if people thought I might be walking funny, but I didn't care. I kind of hoped some guy would know what was going on and come onto me, asking for a blowjob in the back.

I spent longer in the shops than I had to, enjoying the sensations of the plug deep in my ass and the ring squeezing my cock. Eventually I came home. The plug was still nice and secure, but it was ready to come out. When I pulled down my pants and looked at my boxers, the front was stained with semen the plug had forced out while I walked.

I wanted to jerk off, but I didn't. I'm saving up a big load for an Passion meeting later today. I hope she doesn't miss the little bit that ended up on my shorts.

Have you ever walked around with a sex secret? Wearing hose and garters under your Dockers? A cock ring? Nipple clamps? How did it make you feel? What happened? Please share!
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Topics Wanted
Posted:Dec 2, 2010 12:43 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2013 3:39 am
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Suggest to me what I might write about. Sky's the limit!
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The Power of Fantasy
Posted:Nov 29, 2010 10:35 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2013 9:45 pm
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Fantasies are powerful things, and you'd be surprised if you could peek into people's brains to find out their dirtiest ones.

I was chatting with a woman earlier who was nice enough to share the fantasy that really gets her off when she masturbates. She wants to be gang banged. She wants about 15 guys fucking her all at once, coming all over her and in her, and she wants to be video taped with all that sperm dripping out of her. Bonus points if she's getting called .

Now, she's a very nice person who seems really together with her life. You'd never meeting her suspect that's her dirtiest fantasy. And likely, unless she suddenly decides to shoot a hard core porn flick, it will never happen. But it gets her off hard.

Another woman and I were chatting, pondering the possibility of a meetup, when she shared a bi fantasy with me. She knows a man who is "bi curious" but probably too afraid to try another man.

Her idea was that I would be hidden away in a room, and she would lead the guy in blindfolded. She would begin to suck him off, then, when he was about to come, I would come out of hiding to finish it. Surprise! Then, while he was still blindfolded, I would do him anally. The first part of that is really hot, but I am not so much into being a top.

I tried to identify my dirtiest fantasy, but I have so many it's not even funny. One thing I like to jerk off imagining is sucking cock after cock, taking load after load. You know, being that guy they take to the hospital and pump a quart of semen from his stomach.

My dirtiest fantasy involving a woman is probably some intense BDSM -- having her thoroughly tied down, fisting her, dripping candle wax on her, forcing my cock down her throat, then fucking her hard. I don't think I am capable of that in real life, because I don't like causing pain. Maybe that's why it's such a good fantasy.

What's your dirtiest fantasy, the one you keep secret that gets you off hard?
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Favorite Toy
Posted:Nov 28, 2010 2:12 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2013 7:20 pm
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Guys use toys, too, and I have a few. I have butt plugs, a big dildo and cock rings.

Today I want to write about my favorite toy. It's an inflatable vibrating butt plug. It can reduce me to quivering orgasmic jelly.

When I first got it, I liked it so much, I wrote a review on the site I bought it from:

"First off, the discretely labeled package arrived less than a week after I ordered it in excellent condition. When it arrived, I was very excited to try it out.

"I inserted it easily and it was right on my prostate. I squeezed the bulb up six times, and it filled me with itself, pressing firmly against my colon. Then I turned on the vibrator to low, and it hit right on my man spot, causing me to actually start moaning with pleasure. I turned the vibrator up higher, and come started oozing from my dick.

"Then I wanted to see how far I could go, so I pumped it up to ten with the vibrator on. I was moaning more and my eyes were rolled back in my head. I went two more squeezes of the pump and started jacking off. It kept the come dribbling from my cock as the orgasmic pressure built. When I finally came with this thing vibrating in me, I shot a massive load and nearly buckled to my knees with the pleasure.

"Since I'm kind of an anal size queen, I wanted to pull it out inflated to see how big I had taken it. It came out well enough, though I made it slow to enjoy the sensation. It was very big indeed, but I think I'll try larger next time."

Since then, I have indeed inflated it bigger. I've pulled it out grapefruit size, giving myself a massive gape! Sometimes I like to just pump it in and out un-inflated with the vibe on high. It's fantastic prostate fun. I have also used it vaginally with a partner who loved it.

Now I have my eye set on a bigger challenge. I saw a couple use an inflatable 10" dildo that gets monster huge, and I knew right away I had to try it. Actually, it's 9.5 inches long, 1.75 inches wide and 6 inches around, and it inflates to extreme ass-gaping dimensions. Oh, man, wreck me!

There are three key things to enjoying anal toys. First is being clean -- make sure you've cleaned your perineum with a washcloth and soap and inside with a douche or enema. Second, of course, use a decent lube. Third, keep your toys cleaned!

What do you think of anal toys? Do you like stretching your ass wide? What are some of your favorite toys?
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Being Bi Means .... ?
Posted:Nov 27, 2010 9:42 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 12:18 am
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Does bisexuality really just mean you are gay and can't admit it or come to terms with it?

Not really.

If you read "WHAT IS BISEXUALITY? WHO IS BISEXUAL?" at http://Passion.com and watch "How To Know If You Are Gay, Lesbian Or Bisexual" at http://Passion.com, you'll learn some surprising things.

For example, there are at least 13 types of bisexuality! And a person's sexual orientation can easily change over the course of a lifetime.

I am a "hedonistic bisexual" -- primarily straight but will sometimes have sex with another gender primarily for fun or purely sexual satisfaction. I just can't turn down an orgasm, and I like getting people off, too!

Another category of bisexual is the "motivational bisexual." These are straight people who have sex with others of their gender only because a partner insists on it to titillate him or her. I guess a lot of couples here might be like that.

Being bi can be more difficult than being gay or straight. That's because neither gays nor straights really accept you. There are millions of bisexual people, but we tend to remain closeted more than gays.

I know that in my case, while I am a big supporter of GLBT rights, I feel reluctant to join a gay organization, because, well, I'm not gay! I feel a distinct lack of community but realize we have interests in common.

This wasn't meant to be a deep, long post -- just something to get your brain working. If you are bi, what do you think about it? If you are straight, what do you think about bisexuals?
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A Bi Fantasy
Posted:Nov 27, 2010 12:12 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2013 10:57 pm
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If you read my profile, you've seen that I am bisexual. I've "hooked up" with both a man and a woman from this site, and enjoyed both. The woman was especially fine.

But, I still have not achieved my fantasy, which I wanted to share in this post.

Simply put, I want both a man and a woman at the same time.

What I want to do is watch the woman get it doggy style for a little while, then slide under her in a 69 position. As the cock goes into her and out, I'll lick her pussy and the shaft of the cock. I'd like the guy to alternate between her pussy and my mouth, fucking both our holes. (While I'm doing this, of course the woman is sucking me.) Which does he prefer, the warm, wet velvet of a pussy or the soft sucking of lips puckered on his glans? When he comes, he can pull out and put the cream on both of us.

This makes me hard every time I think of it. You might say getting this is my "goal" for the site, though I enjoy almost all the play I've seen and heard about.

I've posted some pics of my encounters with women. I have a couple of me sucking cock, but I am not sure I want to post them. I am worried that I would be recognizable, and I think the black bars over the eyes are lame. I do enjoy a hot load in my mouth and on my face.

I hope to blog more in the future. I'm open to suggestions for topics.
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