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Introduction
I look like a cross between Humpty Dumpty and Uncle Fester, I have a miserable excuse for a penis and I can't last more than 3 minutes. I drink way too much and tend to be a real asshole.
My Ideal Person My ideal woman would be alive.
My Ideal Person My ideal woman would be alive.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women or Couples (man/woman) |
Birthdate: | December 1, 1959 |
Marital Status: | Prefer not to say |
Height: | 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Education: | Associate degree (2 years college) |
Race: | Caucasian |
Speaks: | English |