I like a place I can think and listen to a woman whisper to me while I desperately try to flag down a waiter to get me the tab so we can leave and get to the good stuff. I tend to talk a lot but it's usually funny, flirty or both. I run every day but I'm not that fond of lifting weights which is probably why I do so much cardio. My sense of humor is a little mean (think mocking others and snide remarks) but that's okay 'cause I'm also self-deprecating. Someone actually e-mailed me what that meant exactly and I referred them to the beginning of the sentence. Literacy above the George W. level is a requirement.

My Ideal Person A vicious sense of humor, a voracious sex drive, and your own life is all you need to keep me happy, although drop dead sexy doesn't hurt either. If I wanted a white picket fence I'd let my mother fix me up and I'm not looking for the end all be all, just some company.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The middle of a park, A dark back alley, My desk at work, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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