Well I'm West Virginia struttin' One bad mother gotta rattlesnake suitcase under my arm Said I'm mean machine been drinkin gasoline An' you can make my motor hum Well I got one chance left in a 9 live cat I got a eat sly smile I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go I smoke my cigarette with style Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars Get thrown in the mix and tossed outta bars Cuss like a sailor, drink like a 'Mc' My only words of wisdom are SUCK MY DICK