*****READ MY TESTIMONIALS******* I have recently made some changes to my profile. You should read it. 3 minutes of your time. If you do not have 3 minutes to read it, then I dont have time to fuck you. Oh...and if you read it and youre offended by anything on it....it is because YOU fall into one and possibly more than one of the bullet points listed. Time for an update here. It is unfortunate but necessary at this point. So once upon a time, this website was fun. It was cool, the people were normal, fun and actually followed through with plans and just generally acted like adults. Those days are seemingly long gone. Yes, there are a few of you out there who still maintain these values and you know who you are and I appreciate you. This is update is for the rest of you (most of you), who just don't seem to understand some of the basics of life....like communication, common courtesy etc......so for that group who doesn't get it, please read on, this update applies to you. For anyone who is new to this, my updates apply to you as well. X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X I appreciate fun people and good company. These are some of the qualities that have made me the #1 MOST HIGHLY REVIEWED male on this website in all of Arizona. Did you read that?? Not me being cocky, it is simply me stating a fact and it is my good and honest qualities that have earned me that type of admiration. I strongly encourage you to take a moment to read the many testimonials on my profile. They are real, genuine and written by people who I have actually met ******** Please pay special attention. This website is NOT a chat website. it is NOT for dating. I am not here to have chemistry with you. If you require chemistry to have sex, you have come to the WRONG PLACE. Please understand this. This website has been overtaken by people who simply do not understand how it works and what it is about. 99% Of the people I have met here have come RIGHT TO MY DOOR, or I went RIGHT TO THEIRS. This means I typically do not entertain your idiotic suggestions about meeting for coffee or drinks first. Chance are, if you need to meet ahead of time, you are one of the following: a novice, a pretender, not serious about sex or fucking, a game player, not representing yourself accurately...on and on and on. So will I meet you for coffee? Maybe. I do make exceptions for EXCEPTIONAL people. They know who they are and I have made exceptions previously and may do so again in the future. 1. If you need endless time or messages to make plans, youre pathetic. Get lost. 2. Couples.....stop being impossible. If your wife doesnt actively participate in your profile, go away. Im not here to chat with dipshit husbands.. ...Also, for any single ladies reading this....90% of 'couples' profiles are just a dude trolling for pics, so watch out. 3. Gay men who pretend to be females. wow. Find a deserted island far away. Or 6 feet of rope. You choose. 4. If you are on meth, go away. I am not interested in your tooth loss, your sunken faces and your overall disgusting appearance 5. Dont come here and talk about politics. Unless you want to talk about the brain dead president. Then, let's talk. 6. I dont use instant messenger on here. Neither should you. It is a joke and it is where time wasters hang out. 7. I dont meet hookers. Valleyman doesnt need to pay for it. 8. Picture collectors, go away. You are also pathetic 9. I am real. You also need to be. I will weed you out very quickly if I smell stupid games. 10. I used to work in adult film. Not anymore. If you are bothered by this, try a Christian dating website 11. I do not, and will not use chat apps. If you cannot communicate through a cell number, I have no interest in you. 12. I do not waste weeks and weeks waiting to meet. If you manage your time so poorly that it takes you weeks to meet, find a time management app that helps you be a better adult 13, If you dont have a car, this likely wont work. Who doesnt drive? I know. Irresponsible people who lost their license. Thats who. 14. I rarely join peoples friend network. This isnt FB. And I am not here to validate you emotionally to make up for the fact that nobody hugged you when you were little. 15. I really have 3 simple rules on here Rule #1- Dont be a dipshit Rule #2- When youre done being a dipshit, stop being a dipshit Rule #3- see rules 1 and 2. On a positive note, I want to thank all of the very realistic ladies and couples that have reached out, followed through and met this year. I do appreciate you and your willingness to be human and understand that intelligence and clear thinking guides you to the logical decisions.

Minha Pessoa Ideal I think it was spelled out pretty well in the above section.

One last thing to point out.....if you struggle with adult communication, making/following thru with plans, or just generally suck with time management, you need to learn to be a grown up. This is NOT that difficult, for those who 'get it'. Your 'self important' excuses do not impress me, nor anybody else. Nobody cares about how you think you have an important job etc.... You dont.

Also, are you an adult and you think it is ok to 'ghost' people? ok, so that means you are fucking retarded. Again, grow the fuck up.

Quais são seus cantores ou bandas preferidos?:
Too many to name!

Fale sobre uma de suas fantasias sexuais. Não esconda nada!:
Ask Me!

Que tipos de atividades te deixam com tesão?:
Dar Sexo Oral, Receber Sexo Oral, Ménage à Trois, Masturbação Mútua, Fazer Filmes "Caseiros", Participar em Fotografia Erótica, Voyeurismo

Você já fantasiou em transar com uma celebridade? Quem? O que ele(ela) tem que te dá tesão?:
Plenty of them....

Alguma vez já fez sexo virtual?:
Nem pensar. Só gosto da coisa verdadeira.

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