Hello, they call me frank, I?m looking for an out of control, irrational female to help me ROB SOME LOCAL BANKS. Experience a plus but not necessary. Ideally, someone who is surrounded with negative energy, who lacks basic common sense and has an overall negative outlook on life. She should exhibit characteristics of poor judgment, low self esteem, no self respect or discipline, should be dishonest, selfish, ignorant, and generally miserable morning, noon and night. Must be able to take the wind out of any sail, undermine others success and have a wanton desire to push the right buttons to start fights AS WELL AS continue them for days on end. Also must be impossible to satisfy and contain extra baggage like a bunch of bratty from previous failed relationships and be able to defend all of these shortcomings with a trash talking sewer mouth. As far as the home front, I like chicks who like to leave dirty dishes with half eaten apples or whatever on them and half filled cups of juice all around the house, chicks that don?t mind wearing wrinkled clothes out of the basket as opposed to folded ones from a drawer and most importantly are just lazy slobs with no regard for others living space, Also, all of this should be wrapped up in a body that shows the perils of excessive food consumption and lack of exercise. Lastly, must have a reliable get away vehicle. This is ESPECIALLY important because if any of the above sound like you, that is what you are gonna need to move on to the next guy under me. If none of the above is you and you have a half decent sense of humor, you might work out.

My Ideal Person Now that i have your attention, long story short, I like people who are GENUINELY happy. Meaning, someone who doesn't have to put any effort into being happy. My experience tells me that THAT one trait is generally driven by POSITIVE ENERGY and accompanied with everything good. As for me, I feel that life is waaaay too short for DRAMA and I am looking for someone to share my charisma with. Although I was raised a Christian and have not OFFICIALLY disconnected with my religion, I feel that organized religion is a bit over rated or, perhaps a little too mundane and choose to just live in harmony with HARMONY. As for likes, I believe that every new day brings with it, opportunities for new excitement and or adventure and at the end of the day, I can generally look back and feel that I could effortlessly add another chapter of humorous content to my book of life. I have a strong work ethic and am not AFRAID of it, in fact, without it, I think life would be a monotonous merry go round of boredom that would lead to unnecessary early aging. I think that success is defined in ones mindset and really has nothing to do with money, although I am responsible enough to know that money is an important tool that helps balance the good, the bad and the ugly obstacles that we encounter everyday. Uhhhhhm, lets see, what else? Oh yes, MUSIC! I love music. If I were to come back after my passing as something else, I think it would be a RHYTHM! Yup, that's right, just a fast paced, funk driven rhythm. Long story short, I have a sax, 3 guitars (a regular one & 2 electric ones,4 and 6 strings respectively),electric keyboard, harmonica, tambourine, and a kazoo and, seriously, I CAN'T PLAY ANY OF THEM,(but they do make good wall art so that is the use I put them to. Due to all of the mindless jibber jabber on the radio and TV, I also hold high regard for satellite radio and appreciate many different genres except I have to give the exorsistic (if that's even a word) crossed fingers to opera, country, and elevator music. Along the lines of communication, I prefer verbal over texting but as of recent (last six months) I do find texting to be beneficial on occasion. One thing that I dislike is writing, so I am going to end this here and I?ll see you when I see you.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
My photo Lab

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
not really

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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