for fun in Albuquerque. Guys...gays...save yourself the writers cramp cuz I'm not even curious & won't reply. Not phobic...just not 4 me. Kewl? Have fun in your search tho...& good luck. I'm currently seeking NEW palz outside my current circle of friends, for no strings, no drama, no promises, NEW EXPERIENCE MEMORY MAKERS...&/or those who feel they might provide such. NEW palz that possess what most consider a "wild" side, palz that might guide me toward that which I might try...like...or dislike. New experiences and the creation of memories is the goal here. While maybe not new 4 U, it is YOUR experience/expertise & guidance I seek. With your graciousness, I could be a one time new ingredient into what might be for you, "just another lay", for me, the NEW experience/memory I seek. A test drive if you will. Don't like me or we don't click...kick me to the curb like yesterdays trash. I'm not the clingy-over-sensitive type, just blunt & one who appreciates brutal honesty. Easy going, twisted/blunt sense of humor! "It's all about the shock value!" I love it when someone can give a comeback that tops my inuendos & brutal honesty in the humor I've chosen to share. I know WHEN to be appropriate, & when to let loose. "A day without laughter is a day wasted!" I am a VERY casual guy, yet you'll be satisfied when it's time to look professional. So come on babe...if ya can hang, we'll go from there. For those who give a fat rat's ass...when I'm not out seeking NEW pleasures of the flesh, I shoot video & author DVD's. Shall I say...sunsets & sand is getting a little dull...let ME be YOUR new cinematic subject! :-) ps. Stephanie Sanxxxx, where for art thou?...remember "xxxxxxList?"

My Ideal Person A gal PAL who can chill with the best & joke with the rest. F|_|c|< 'em if they can't take a joke! Since I loathe unecessary drama, drama queens & attention whores best move on. I'm not a cruel guy, I simply know that a "confident" woman is comfortable with herself, her friends, & most important, her sexuality & what spins her out of control. (Isn't that the "ultimate O"?) If it means me introducing you/breaking the ice
with that guy (a total stranger to BOTH of us) at the bar...that makes you wet at his mere sight...I will do that for you without getting all bent out of shape. I will have done my part in providing you with the toe-curling orgasm you seek! Again, 1st I seek a comrade(s) to chill with, intimate pleasures come later, either with you or with someone we might encounter.

I'll try most anything once...like...

•Lady dominatrix need a new subject to humiliate?...Never tried it...
•Subject to "road test" your favorite naughty toyz?...(Yes, even those...)
Never tried it...(For this one, good looks will help...& please, be gen-
tile!)
•Bondage babes need virgin flesh for thy ropes & cuffs?...Never tried
it...
•Candle wax?...Never tried it...
•My public nudity thy command...on videotape?...Never tried it...
& REALLY WANT TO!!
•Attatched/Married ladies have approval from your man allowing you
some "strange" while he watches/participates?...Never tried it...
•Pain/bodily excrement...Never tried it...Don't Care to!
•Use your imagination to capture mine...TEACH/EXPOSE me to what I
DON'T KNOW!...I'LL TRY IT!

I'm open-minded to most ideas except male-male physical contact. Having participated in group sex, other males in the same room doesn't bother me, so long as they know that physically, my body is "hands on for women only." Weight-Age-Race is NOT an issue.
Please do be hygenically clean & at least smell good. While I have vowed here to try it "once", please don't be offended if you happen to be my "once", and only once. OK? Part of the excitement in all this is having the ability to taste the wine & walk away from it forever...with no strings/hurt feelings. We (can only hope) are all adults here & you can count on me to behave like one.

In the end, if anything, maybe we might be each-others' "date", or partner if you will to gain entry to a "swing party". If you've ever been curious about the above, so am I. If you're willing to do a little "acting", as if we really WERE a couple, we should chat. You & I wouldn't have to have any more physical contact other than maybe hold hands at the door, & exchange an occaisonal peck on the cheek...part ways & then mingle the party to see what suits our fancy. At any point you feel uncomfortable we bail...no harm-no foul-no hurt feelings, and most important, no strings.
I play well with others, am not a judgemental, and am merely seeking NEW friends, NEW experiences, NEW memories, and NEW topics to allow me to say, ""Been there...Done ???"
Ciao!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
ACDC, Slash (best since Angus), Aerosmith

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being "tied-up" by my partner, then once secured,
she opens the bedroom door & has all of her girlfriends
come in for a look, where some shy away, some make comments,
some approach me to tease me, others then blindfold me &
force me to play, "name that pussy". Where they'd
sit on my face & give me taste, if if fail to guess who's
pussy I'm licking...the gal then proceeds to "penalize"
me...pluck a ballsack hair, probe me with her vibrator,
shave a nut, etc...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Ask me & I'll reply...

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Eva Longoria and her long thin legs.
The coveted prize shielded by her jet black pubic hairs
of silk.
Being an "ass-man", I would never have the need
to penetrate her.
She would command her oriental lickmaster from the far
east to service her orally and I would do so graciously without
complaint until receiving her next wish.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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