But you should get to know me because I am funny and smart and charming and nice and I don't litter and I always tip 20% and I know that irregardless is not a word and never will be. And, if danger is your thing then you might want to know that sometimes, when I am on a plane, I don't put down my reading materials and give the flight attendant my full attention, I know, I know but really it's true. Did I mention that I make an INSANELY good grilled cheese sandwich? I have learned many skills in my travels but few have served me as well as knowing how to please a woman and how to make diner food. Actually those can often be the same thing. but, enough about me, let's talk about me . . . Legalese . . . You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile information or pictures in any form for both current and future uses. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.

My Ideal Person Frankly I am looking for someone bright and sexy and I believe that can come in a lot of shapes and sizes. I pride myself on my imagination and my extra powerful verbal skills.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
U2, Radio Head, Pearl Jam, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane, A movie theatre, My desk at work, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Scarlett Johanson. The driving scene from 'The Man
Who Wasn't There'. The fact that she is incredibly
innocently beautiful coupled with the fact that she is
insisting on blowing Billy Bob Thornton on the way back
from a piano audition is just damn hot.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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