So things I have learned about AFF thus far.... It lies.... I have spent hours upon hours trying to reach out to people, and at the end of the day you get 0 responses, or if you do, most of the time they want you to reply to an external e-mail that usually starts the Craigslist bot cycle (I kind of thought the point of this place was to avoid that kind of crap) I have discovered that out of the 45 messages I have sent out, I have gotten 2 replies total.... And for every 1 message I send out to one of the lovely ladies around these parts, I get 5 messages from dudes wanting the D.... My gold account is up on the 18th and that will be the end of that.... If I wanted to waste my time trying to chat up women for a response, I would just go to a bar... So now that I have gotten that out of my system - If you still want to chat - let me know. Things that I love: Beer Video Games Lazy Days Blow Jobs Netflix Things that I don't like so much: Stress Overly Complex Relationships What I am looking for: Simplicity, First and Foremost - I want someone who is fun and enjoys some of the things I do, I want someone who likes to cuddle up and watch a movie, or might want to go out and sink a beer or 4 while screaming at some sporting event, or if you just want to make out like we are in high school just for funsies!.... I wouldn't rule out a more serious relationship, but right now I am starting the hunt looking for basic needs - fun and fun.

My Ideal Person I love women of all shapes and sizes... but if I had to have a type, I love gingers.... something about them.... I love curvy women, boobs, butts, etc.

I am looking for someone who wants to have fun first and foremost.... Simplicity is the key.....

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less than Jake, Angerfist

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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