I really don't like to talk about myself a lot....but if I DID....this is what I'd say about me..... I am one funny ass guy once you get to know me...twisted, warped and skewed...but funny...I raise sarcasm and potty humor to an art form...I tend to see the world from a vantage that supplies me with laughter fodder...everything is to be laughed at...from ugly babies, traffic jams, one legged ducks swimming in a circle...you get the idea. Chemistry is important to me, I like who I like, I won't apologize for that and I've found that as I age I have WONDERFUL friends and am thankful for each and every one of them and show my appreciation for them by picking on them daily , what can I say it's a gift. If you're lucky, you might be the newest recipient of my ruthless charm and malevolent pickery. I give it hard and receive it well. Nothing makes me laugh like a well placed barb against ME, it's only fair and the best cuts have to hurt a little to qualify for the "OHHHHHHH YOU GOT ME". As for anything else your brain requires to process the above information just ask, I'll probably tell you but remember, you can't UNLEARN anything. So, choose your questions carefully because the truth can make you wish you hadn't asked!

Min Idealperson Someone fun, likes to laugh.

I have an athletic build, I cut my hair short which is dark brown with some grey. Hazel eyes and have all my teeth. I am 8+ long and know how to use it. I love oral sex with women the most. Doesn't have to receive in return. I get turned and excited the more I please others. I am laid back and not pushy. I am respectful to all and willing to try most things. I am a voyeur/exhibitionist. I am confident not cocky. Open minded as well.

Vilka är dina favorit musiker eller grupper?:
Jimi Hendrix

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, Få Oral Sex, Leksaker (Vibratorer/Dildosar/osv.), Lätt bondage, Smiskning, Rollspel, Trekant, Göra hemmagjorda "filmer"

Vilka faktorer är viktigast för dig när du söker en sexpartner?:
Sexuell erfarenhet, Kroppslig attraktion, Samma/liknande fetischer, Erfarenhet av en viss roll (överst/underst; herre/slav), Samtycker till ett sexuellt förhållande utan förpliktelser, Kreativitets/Kinkiness nivå

Har du någonsin fantiserat om att ha sex med en känd person? Vem? Vad är det med dom som får dig att bli upphetsad?:
n0

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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