I like to mtn bike and snowboard in my speedo..also I basejump, as long as it's not more than 3' high...I like puppies, but only if they aren't rabid. ..ive got carpal-tunnel in my left big toe, but it doesn't seem to effect my texting or emailing....I like to relax unscrewing a bottle of wine in front of my neon fireplace on my bare skin rug, while listening to the rain falling ontop of my card board box roof...I drive by the gym at least once a week. ..BUFF....alot of woman have told me I look like brad Pitt...in the dark...Others have told me im a hunk, but a hunk of what??😨...the last thing I read was a warning sticker on a light socket. ..about not putting yr figure inside it...then I black out...apparently tongues shouldn't be inserted into the socket either. ..I like to party likes its 1865,1901 or even 1970. ..but not like 1999 cuz all I remember is waking up on a pool table with a traffic cone on my head and a couple of professional ladies that where old enough to be my grandmother...alot of ppl tell me im gifted...I think they are jealous that i can count to 10 or 20 with my shoes off and I can even count to 22 in the shower. .DONT ASK...aside from being a basejumper. ..im also a belly button engineer...l like going to fancy restaurants such as chez McDonald's, b.king grille, and Arbyaggio rearrange..

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone who is breathing, and preferably not in any type of relationship, such as marriages, a cult, or prison...a women that can let her hair down..unless she is wearing a wig...a women that appreciates the finer things in life...like sauerkraut, amish quilts, and off roading with me on my moped...and needs to be as beautiful on the inside, as she is in the dark...she has to have a sense of humor, especially if catching me in a lie, drunk, or out the guys or all the above😆...she must KNOW how to bathe, and does it regularly. ...with or without my assistance...she cannot be a blood relative...ok I should have said that first...and last, must be of legal age in ohio...NOT Missouri...DONT READ THE LAST SENTENCE. ...you little rebel. ..lol...