They work They split the bills His hobbies are [insert hobbies here] Her hobbies are [insert hobbies here]. He leaves her alone to her hobbies She leaves him alone to his hobbies At night they watch illegally downloaded movies together or stream one on netflix She makes him/her a sandwich He gives her a back rub They joke about the people they know He tells them about how annoying his friends are She tells them how annoying her friends are They laugh together Then they have amazing sex Days off are spent surfing the web together, playing games together Or going out to do stuff like; Get coffee and make fun of strangers Eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere Go fishing, horseriding, to the beach, or for a bush walk, or some other fun stuff. She surprises them with an occasional blowjob in the morning Then they respond by cooking breakfast together He surprises her by letting her play a video game or golf with him She responds by whipping his ass at it They respect each other by never cheating and always being honest Never judge one another or get jealous They trust each other Have cute arguments like who's turn it is to do the dishes, or what answers don't count in scrabble. They're a team. A club. It's them versus everyone else