A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. \\\\\\***** A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says “Come again.” The blonde says “No, it\'92s toothpaste this time.” \\\\\\***** In a new sex survey they found that 18 percent of people had sex four or more times a week. Now here is the interesting part. That number drops to 3 percent when you add the phrase, “With a partner". \\\\\\***** Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service. Sometimes you have to ask for service. Sometimes you have to be happy with self-service. \\\\\\***** A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read: "Our Staff will stuff your Stiff." Not to be outdone, the Madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner: "Our Stuff will stiff you