Well, let's see. I am an educated, articulate guy with good grooming habits. I have a dry sense of humor, I am prone to sarcasm, and I love a good joke. I love to travel, and my style of tourism is to avoid touristy sites, preferring to mix with the locals off the beaten path. I have been fortunate to have traveled to many foreign countries, and I still have a list of places to see. If you don't share that interest, we won't click. I love cooking, sailing, cycling, wine, craft beers, spontaneity, coffee, sleeping in on weekends, sex while sleeping in on weekends, giving massages, music, and a million other things.