8/19/11: We keep trying to put up more pics of us but AFF keeps deleting them. Not rejecting them but they just dissapear. 8/16/11: We are interested in women and couples. I have been in the lifestyle for years and she is a newbie so be nice! We would like to find a compatable couple or single female who would like to take it slow at first. With the couple mostly just watching and being watched. As the comfort level grows....who knows where it will lead. She is bi-courious and is looking for her first time. She wants to taste a woman but she just hasn't found the right one. We're not looking for one night stands (but if the right hot single female comes along we might make an exception!)but a couple or single female to play with on a regular or somewhat regular basis. NOT interested in sneaking around. If your hubby or significant other doesn't know just pass us on by. ALSO not interested in black males/couples. Nothing peral, just not our thing. I hate describing myself but I guess I have to. I'm 6'3", salt and pepper hair (mostly salt), and ice blue eyes. I'm making myself hot! mmmmm (Honestly, I'm not all that. I think my girl may need lasik.) I am a smartass and I love to make people laugh. Unfortunately, that happens during sex a lot. Go figure. I don't smoke and I do drink a little socially. I am 21 and he is 40. Some people may be uncomfortable with the age difference but it works great for us! Read our profile first please!! I'm daring, outgoing, sarcastic, open to trying anything, and a bit of a firecracker. I am a brunette, have an athletic build, 135 lbs, 34 C (I've been told they're gravity defying), shaved, tightest pussy you'll ever find.(BF here! They are gravity defying and her pussy is sweet, like a vice, and beautiful) Lets be honest, physical attraction is necessary for good sex. But you do not have to be models(bonus points if you are). We also would like for you to be able to put together a coherent sentence occasionally. The mind is the ultimate erogenous zone after all. By the way, we are disease and drug free and you need to be too.

My Ideal Person FIRST AND FOREMOST: You and soap should be on a first name basis. Hygiene is underrated.

SECOND: Foreplay is underrated also. If we are going to get together then plan on being there for plenty of time. we like to fuck and cum as much as anyone but getting there is half the fun. Lets play some first. It just makes it sooo much better.

THIRD:You don't have to shave it but at least trim it. We don't consider a weed eater and safety goggles sex toys.

FOURTH: I want to meet the woman who is turned on by things like "Kum ride dis dik." or "hit me up cuz ur hawt." God, she must be hot, desperate, and virginal. Not to mention brilliant. I get chills thinking about it.

Having said all that, I do not discriminate against the occasional girl that does not fit into the carefully crafted mold above who feels the need to give a blow job in the parking lot.

I'm charitable like that.

You must be able to carry on an intelligent conversation. Sorry, but I have dated some dumb asses in the past and I end up with a headache after I spend a little time with them.

Ahh, the sacrifices we make to get laid!

You must also be relatively attractive. We have all slept with some that if we saw them today we would not tell anyone (went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2!). Let's not make that mistake again!

Ahh, the sacrifices we make to get laid!

She also must NOT to want to put anything in my(male) ass. 'Nuff said about that.

Discretion is a must. Fun is fun but we don't want to have all of our dirty laundry aired for everyone to see and we hope you feel the same.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'll tell you later.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A store dressing room, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Bridget the Midget- because I am a sick fuck. Sandra Bullock-
I don't know why exactly but she makes my tongue hard.
Christina Applegate- from back when "Married with
Children" was new. She hasn't aged well. Anna
Nicole Smith- (before she died. I'm not that sick)
I just would love to see what a piece of ass that would make
you leave it $800, 000, 000 would feel like.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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