“A man in the house is worth two in the street.” “A man is only as old as the woman he feels.” – “A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” “A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.” “Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.” “According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” “Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” “Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.” – “An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.” “Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.”