Hi! I like poking beehives with a stick. I also enjoy running with scissors. I prefer to skip rather than walk. I also enjoy sitting in my parked car and pointing a hair drier at passing cars to see if they slow down. Going to poetry recital's and asking why the poems don't rhyme is always a blast. Running back and forward across the motorway in peak traffic is fun too. I have a pet named "Stay", just so I can shout, "Come here, Stay!" I enjoy going to the museum where they have all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. At art gallery displays, I like asking the artists if their paintings are finshed yet. I like putting fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall and saying, "Go ahead, touch it, it feels real." Putting my face really close to others while they're facing a different direction, tapping them on the shoulder, and watching them jump when they turn to face me is always good for a laugh. Signing friends up for junk email is funny. It's funny saying to people, after they tell a joke, "My (brother/sister/mother/father) died that way. Turning the volume on friends car radios up all the way while their car is off, and then seeing the expression of shock on their face is always a classic. Oh, and changing their preset radio stations to different stations really gets them going. I like paying by cheque for a single item. Keeping a piece of the jigsaw puzzle I see anyone doing is a good laugh. Being five minutes late, all the time is fun. I enjoy cutting out articles and/or sections of the newspaper before anyone else has had a chance to read it. Putting my car in gear and creeping slowly forward at a red light ,gesturing to the person in the car next to me that they must be rolling backwards is a crackup. Same goes for driving long distances with my indicator stuck on. Taking the letters off of sign boards that have the removable letters and spelling rude things with them is hardcase. I like stapling documents together in the middle of the page. I dress for a day out with all my clothes on backwards. I repeat everything someone says, as a question, people find it really annoying. Standing over someone's shoulder and mumbling, as they read, annoys them too. When I do my gardening, I like sculpting my hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes. I love singing, especially singing along at the opera. I always leave the zoo, running towards the car park, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" Oh try this, read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages. Billing my doctor for time spent in the waiting room is a classic. I like staring at people through the points of a fork and pretending they're in jail. I enjoy writing short stories but I use alphabet soup. Tossing full cups of beer into the air on a dance floor as soon as the club goes dark from timing with the beat of the song. Then check out the dancers reactions as they go from energetic happy partiers to pissed of beer coated victims as soon as the light turns back on. Come and have some fun with me!