"If you like Pina Coladas (Or indeed any other alcohol based cocktail) And getting caught in the rain (Preferably warm summer rain) If you're not into yoga (but are mildly flexible) If you have half a brain (A whole one would be better) If you'd like making love at midnight (Or earlier if tired) In the dunes on the Cape (Not sure that's strictly legal in the UK, but........) Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape." (Escape route and location subject to change)