It would be so easy to just say I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. But no! I shall write something longer and much more verbose and filling. I am the Buddha without the adorable, hairless belly. I am Charles Bron but alive. I am Charlie Brown without the annoying friends because I put them all in the trash compactor after Linus started quoting scripture. I am Sidney Crosby without the puck. I am a penguin without the swell tux. I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. Better? (Also please read my entire profile including the Questions and Answers.)[COLOR green][/COLOR]

La mia persona ideale: You? <---terribly corny answer

Me? <--- very conceited answer

Something with a pulse? <--- probably true depending on how many martinis I have had

Descrivi una delle tue fantasie sessuali preferite. Lasciati andare!:
Barbie Benton's breasts.... that's it... I would
just like to own them. I have since "Cannonball Run"
came out.

Quali attività sessuali ti eccitano?:
Dare sesso orale, Ricevere sesso orale, Sesso anale, Giocattoli (vibratori, dildo, ecc.), Leccare il sedere, Sesso a tre, Travestimento, Masturbazione reciproca, "Filmini" casalinghi, Partecipare in foto erotiche, Dressing up as the back half of a circus horse costume.

Quali sono i fattori più importanti nella tua ricerca di un partner sessuale?:
Un pò di tutto, Breathing

Hai mai fantasticato di fare sesso con un personaggio famoso? Chi? Cos'è che ti eccita?:
The dude who played Webster. He was cute. I could dress him
up. I could rest my balls on his head.

Hai mai fatto sesso cibernetico?:
Faccio sesso cibernetico spesso e volentieri.

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