It would be so easy to just say I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. But no! I shall write something longer and much more verbose and filling. I am the Buddha without the adorable, hairless belly. I am Charles Bron but alive. I am Charlie Brown without the annoying friends because I put them all in the trash compactor after Linus started quoting scripture. I am Sidney Crosby without the puck. I am a penguin without the swell tux. I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. Better? (Also please read my entire profile including the Questions and Answers.)[COLOR green][/COLOR]

Ma personne idéale : You? <---terribly corny answer

Me? <--- very conceited answer

Something with a pulse? <--- probably true depending on how many martinis I have had

Parlez de l'un de vos fantasmes préférés. Lâchez-vous !:
Barbie Benton's breasts.... that's it... I would
just like to own them. I have since "Cannonball Run"
came out.

Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
Donner le sexe oral, Recevoir le sexe oral, Le sexe anal, Jouets (vibrateurs/godemichés/etc.), Annulingus, La partouze, Travesti, Masturbation mutuelle, Faire des "films" maison, Participer dans une photographie érotique, Dressing up as the back half of a circus horse costume.

Quels sont les facteurs importants lorsque vous recherchez un partenaire sexuel ?:
Un peu de chaque, Breathing

Avez-vous déjà fantasmé sur une célébrité ? Qui ? Qu'est-ce qui vous excitait ?:
The dude who played Webster. He was cute. I could dress him
up. I could rest my balls on his head.

Avez-vous déjà fait du cybersexe  ?:
J’ai souvent fait du cybersexe.

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