It would be so easy to just say I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. But no! I shall write something longer and much more verbose and filling. I am the Buddha without the adorable, hairless belly. I am Charles Bron but alive. I am Charlie Brown without the annoying friends because I put them all in the trash compactor after Linus started quoting scripture. I am Sidney Crosby without the puck. I am a penguin without the swell tux. I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. Better? (Also please read my entire profile including the Questions and Answers.)[COLOR green][/COLOR]

我的理想對象: You? <---terribly corny answer

Me? <--- very conceited answer

Something with a pulse? <--- probably true depending on how many martinis I have had

分享一個您最愛的性幻想。大聲說出來吧！:
Barbie Benton's breasts.... that's it... I would
just like to own them. I have since "Cannonball Run"
came out.

什麼樣的性愛活動令您著迷？:
給與口交, 享受口交, 肛交, 玩具 (振動器/人造陰莖/等。), 肛吻, 3p, 變裝, 互慰, 製作家庭"電影", 參與情色攝影, Dressing up as the back half of a circus horse costume.

您尋找性伴侶時的主要條件？:
以上條件多少都有一點, Breathing

曾經想像過與名人發生性關係嗎?誰?他們有什麼吸引你的地方呢?:
The dude who played Webster. He was cute. I could dress him
up. I could rest my balls on his head.

您曾體驗過網路性愛嗎?:
這對我來說再平常不過了。

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