So, this is where I put things about me. All right, let's see how this goes. I am not a serious type of person. I just isn't worth my time to get worked up about stupid shit. Most of it is stupid shit. I am into a lot of things both in and out (pun intended) of the bedroom. I like to go out and do things. I like a drink and good conversation. I like a nice walk in the woods. I like a quiet evening at home. Those are just some really, really basic things that I am in to. I live only with my 19 year old , in my house. I drive my car and I go to my job. I can kick the out for the night quite easily. Now, if you didn't catch that, there was no pluralization in there. Why? Because I have my shit, at least, somewhat together. No wife, no parents, no unemployment, none of that B.S. You want to meet and kick me to the curb? Fine. Just let me know. You want to knock boots and maybe something else happens along the way? Fine, just let me know. I'm not asking for a relationship, but I am not afraid of one, either. I am just asking for the impossible and just wanting to know. I will do the same for you. I'm willing to go a ways for the right night, but don't ask for a relationship if you are more than about 45 minutes away. Ok, things I dislike: Women that have not figured out that this is a terrible dating site for something serious. I would figure the abundant numbers of dick pics would give that away, but that's just me. Women that think that if u tlk like this, u r going to get my attention. Seriously? You are trying to find someone that you can give 2 important things to here: Your time and your body. Have some intelligence and respect for yourself and find a keyboard and then use it. Properly. I dislike women that want to be 'traditional' here. Again, seriously? This is a hookup site! There are pictures of people in various states of nudity and congress all over the place. You like something, find a way to open up communication. Don't wait for it to happen, make it happen. Also, if you hand me that line and have nude or partially nude pictures up here, I will laugh at you. Just letting you know. Finally, don't tell me you want conversation if you don't know, or have an opinion you can defend, about any of the following: The Middle East, birth control, gun laws, human rights, Ben Bernake, CDOs and CDSs, Christianity, Islam, Atheism, The Fiscal Cliff, The S&P 500, credit ratings, The Euro, nuclear physics and energy, alternative energy, environmentalism, fiscal responsibility, corruption, Pixar movies, raising, inventions, outside the box connotations, human cloning, sex as a form of expression and as an instinctual necessity, and/or penguins. This is just a small sampling of the conversations that I can hold. If you want conversation, I can do that. If I don't know, I am willing to learn about it, just to have the conversation. We may not agree, but I don't think that is near as important as being able to talk about it. Oh, and I almost forgot, if you don't understand something I said, or a word I used, I don't care. Get a dictionary, or hell, use Google. You are reading this, right now, from a device that has Internet capabilities. There is no excuse. Don't be afraid of not knowing, be even less afraid of learning.

My Ideal Person My ideal person... From this site? Well, something never changes, regardless of where you find me, I do actually like to talk. I also like to listen. I really enjoy the free exchange of ideas. Some people call this 'conversation'. Other people have a different definition of conversation which is: They talk, all the time. I hate that definition.

Secondly, I would like someone that is actually interested in a short term goal of having a sexual experience of some sort. It seems that I have to explicitly state that because, for some reason, there is some ambiguity around this issue. I'm clearing the ambiguity. I am willing to be adult about it and not tell you how big my dick is or the different ways I want to fuck you, or whatever it is that mindless drones say that make them sound like junior high boys, but I do want the understanding of why most of us are here, on this site, now. There are better porn sites out there than this one. I'm not looking to be looking.