I'm single, attractive , witty , intelligent ,succesful, solvent and run my own businesses in media/entertainment industries. Oh - and i am slightly barking ! Also dyslexic which is why i have been sitting here with a dictionary in my hand for the past hour trying to write this damn profile ! A bit of a chamelion - one day i might be in a suit trying to drink my under the table (and failing miserably), the next in my motorbike leathers locked away in a recording studio somehere for days on end. I'm equally fond of going out all night getting "ripped to the ti*ts" and coming home on a milk float or cuddling up on the sofa in front of a good film.Apart from my work which takes up most of my time i am mad about motorbikes and my cats.

La mia persona ideale: I don't really have a "type" so it's probably easier to say what i'm not looking for. No muppets, puppets,gimps (i've already got one of those under the stairs) munters,mooses,huffers,ventriloquists or juglers. No feisty in yer face mooters either. Your not feisty, just annoying - even Samaritans want to come round and kick your pets!
No frizzy haired bunny-boilers with home perm kits that smell of bins. If you look like Myra Hindley on a bad hair day or if your hobbies include arson,pet mutilation or provoking the mentally ill then please don't contact me.
However, if you consider yourself intelligent,fun,attractive, sassy/sexy (this doesn't mean you have to be stick thin) and have a little Va Va Voom then please call,email,send a smoke signal,fly a big kite,paint a message on a fat kid (but get parents permission first - plumpies got rights too....)