I'm really short, fat and bald. I'm every womans dream lover except I have a very short jimmy and he spits as soon as he gets touched, highly explosive.............BANG!!!........its over. Now that I have come clean, all you woman that keep begging me to service you, there are only so many hours in a day.........and jimmy can only go once a week so please take it easy on me and jimmy. UPDATE: One friend complained saying "jimmy is so small, can you fix that???" I said " I don't think he is small, its what you compare to!" Got me thinking though so I got one of them swedish strecher things and got jimmy on a crash course. We'll see......... NEWER UPDATE: Well, I cooked jimmy with the swedish hot cooker. So now he is short shrivelled and burnt. It did make him thicker due to the blistering but it hurts to touch it. OUCH!!! I noticed it also tosted me nuts so if you like the smell of rosted nuts, let me know and I can send a scratch n sniff. So I am still looking for woman that won't laugh at me when I take my pants off........are you there??? are you listining??? I sure hope so. Oh, I forgot to say I don't eat cooder. Maybe I should??? More Newer Update: Well I have mastered nibbling the clam. I just held my fingers together and licked the splits till the skin was gone, now I got bones for fingers.........taste like chicken!

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