I'm your typical fuck-and-forget date. No time for Love, Dr. Jones! I'm the type who's prepared to fuck you senseless before we exchange . Or names. Hey there! I'm a horny dude. Spare me the philosophy and fuck me silly, already! I get along best with people who know how to keep a secret. For me a perfect date is one where we wake up even hornier than when we fell asleep. When I go out, it's a rare night that I don't come home with somebody nice. I've reached the point where simple, uncomplicated sex is all I need and all I want. In my free time I like to screw constantly. When I'm at home alone, I'm planning my next big trip abroad. If you contact me remember that I'm looking for a relationship, not just a one-night stand. I look forward to screwing your brains out. Feel free to drop me a line if you know how to treat a guy right.

My Ideal Person As far as I'm concerned, the best place to have sex is...every day and twice on sunday.