NO stalkers ,psycho's or serial killers or conspiracy theorists!! ...or any one who has appeared on Jeremy Kyle...or looks/acts like they could do !! and PLEASE NO MORE COCK PICS...show your face...Men, females need more than a pic of you penis and a crappy one liner about what you want them to do with it...to be honest that kind of thing just makes me want to slam it in the door...make an effort..not that an effort promises a response..as am on a girl mission at the moment..but you never know ? I am a straight talking cockney girl from Hackney...with an alternative look...ie dreads and some tattoos .. I am relatively intelligent.. and quick witted. Idiots, misogynists, homophobes, racists and chuntering self absorbed bores need not apply...also..NO I don't want to get fisted, be pooed on, or involve your pets...or mum !! I am NOT single and Not looking for a relationship...not with any men anyway..My toyboy lover would love to watch me with another girl..BTW..he is very respectful and wouldn't touch..unless all were happy with the situation. Am happy to meet one on one if there is chemistry. HOWEVER...willing to meet girls one on one...so hit me up ladies. please email face pic for response...its all about the eyes..if I like you i will send you one back....if I don't..please dont take offence. We all have our types :)

My Ideal Person Would love to meet a woman who would let me make love to her whilst my boyfriend watched...he wouldn't touch unless you wanted him to..must be a Free spirit with a sense of humour and confidence - that stimulates my mind as well as my body !...I love latin looks and brunettes with big boobs and a bit curvy..however...the main thing that attracts me is humour and banter and I have had fun with girls of all shapes and looks etc..so please don't be shy to come and say hi ..just talking doesn't mean either of us are committed to meeting up or having sex btw x

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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