never mind the bollocks heres the sex pistols 6ft plus slim built guy looking for someone to have some sneaky fun with. no point in going into detail as this is an affair not a relationship. im down to earth but im up for a bit of excitement just now, nothing serious just sex. anyone between 20 and 60 and size 8 upwards lol. all inclusive :) would love to join a couple, or find a man who is interested in ganging banging on a girl with me! im 6ft 4 hairy (except my back), usually got my spex on to boost intelligence levels :). usually jeans and t shirt, usually designer stubble, i work shifts and get loadsa time off, so weekdays are possible too! you only live once and i want to add a bit of excitement into my life! if u knew the score with my mrs yould probably understand, very exceptional circumstances. been circumcised for all u ladies out there. anyways ...... guy walking down the street with a giraffe, blethering away as you do with giraffes, and then the guy walks into a bar and get a real sore one :D while the giraffes pissing himself laughing at the guy they both decide to head into the nearest pub for a pint. guy pushes open the doors of the QUEENS LEGS, (sawdust on the floor type pub) and goes to order two drinks, while the giraffe still chuckling at the guy trips and falls flat on his face! barman says - YOU CANNAE LEAVE THAT LIE'N' THERE!! guy says - ITS NO A LION HES A FUCKING GIRAFFE!!! :D up there with my orange and banana joke :D jokes are like girls in the bedroom for me, BAD is GOOD! anytime your lonely anytime your free, anytime youve got the time then come round visit me. id like to build myself a house, id build it by the sea, and anytime that you got time you can come round visit me, anytime your lonely anytime your free, anytime that youve got time then come round visit me. id like to start that house, build it on the sand, build it big and build it good just the way i planned, you can come on in, theres a room for sin, c'mon take my hand.... anytime your lonely anytime your free, anytime you got the time then come round visit me. ill maybe build that house ill build in the clouds, and anytime you feel like getting high then maybe ill come down. anytime your lonely, anytime your free, anytime you got the time then come.... round.... visit.... me.