This intro will be fun for you while it, simultaneously, assists you in acquiring greater understanding of how men see you. This may be difficult for you to get your arms around, because men rarely are willing to be honest with you about the way they see you. Women, on the other hand, are NEVER willing to be honest about ANYTHING. So...here we go....Dating sites and the routine necessary to negotiate them are funny. I'm a funny guy. I've never been afraid to look foolish, and the older I get the more foolish I look. I don't mean I'm silly or that I like to watch Adam Sandler movies or that Rosie O'Donnel is my idea of good TV. My notion of what's funny is easier to see on The Daily Show or South Park. Matter of fact, I've been a paying member of this site for over 2 months and have yet to receive even one piece of mail from anyone. Could be my disagreeable countenance reflected by the picture, but it's more likely the tongue-in-cheek prose in the "Describe the person that you might be interested in meeting" section. The thing is...the prose is funny to me, and anyone without a sense of humor wouldn't have much fun around me anyway, so why change it.

Minha Pessoa Ideal I don't know how to answer this, but I CAN tell you about people I've already met who didn't work out.

A) Either she's looking for someone to take care of her, because she can't do it or she's paranoid about men who can't take care of themselves taking advantage of her.

While she posts a picture of herself taken 20 years ago, she asks for an "honest man" and says she doesn't play games.

D) She wants an "intelligent" man who believes in ghosts (Loves the Lord)

E) She has her profile on a dating site as if she were intersted in dating, but she's so busy doing things she has no time for a date much less reply to an email or say something interesting if she does reply.

F) She was married to a man once and they're all alike, so she understands you before she even meets you. Anyone dating her will be made to pay for all the injustice done to her by the one that she did marry.

G) She can't stop talking, but it's all about people she knows and the cute things they do. If you ask what she thinks or believes, you'll find she has nothing to say.

The Top Five things she wants you to know about her are:

1 - She doesn't need a man
2 - If you're looking for Barbie, keep going.
3 - She looks good in jeans or a cocktail dress (C&W version: "I clean up real good")
4 - No more "Drama Kings"
5 - She's not into "head games"

It would be interesting to hear the female version of this experience...

Alguma vez já fez sexo virtual?:
Já fiz, mas não é o mesmo que o real.

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