I broke my neck in a car accident years ago and use a wheelchair but I'm the same guy I was before I needed it. You can very literally ask me anything, I'm very open and very honest. I speak fluent sarcasm and often have a very dirty and very politically incorrect sense of humor. If you can't take a joke or don't like t.o laugh, I'll probably bore or offend you. I may constantly joke around a lot, but I'm not a fool. ;) I'm a professional procrastinator, but I'm not lazy. I'm terrible at grammar, but try t-o only text in complete sentences. I feel like I am about as non-judgemental as a human can be. There is much more and I'm always happy to satisfy your curiosities, no matter how morbid. ;) If you happen to recognize me from real life, message me!! That way we can both laugh at each other and have a story to tell! I like to chat and get to know like-minded people so I signed up for the thing that lets EVERYONE message me, so feel free!

理想の相手： My ideal person is someone who is genuinely comfortable with being themselves. Common sense is a plus. If you call yourself a nerd, we will probably get along great! Just looking for casual, intelligent, flirty fun.

Age does indeed matter. 30+ seems to be my preference, give or take a few.

お気に入りのバンド/アーティストは？:
Pink Floyd, Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers

あなたが思い描いたことがあるHな妄想を教えてください。:
You'll have to ask me!

どんなプレイが好きですか？:
オーラルSEX（相手にしてあげる）, おもちゃ（バイブ、ディルドなど）, フェティッシュ, ライトボンデージ, ロールプレイ, 相互オナニー, のぞき, 目隠し, マッサージ

セックスパートナーに一番に求めるものは？:
全てについて、気軽に話したり試したりする気持ちがあること, 全部を少しずつ

サイバーセックスをしたことがありますか？:
試したけど、何か違う感じ。

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