i know i should come up with something amazingly witty to win you over immediately, but i'm no good at that. i'm bisexual, but finding my interest in men waning. i fancy myself an intellectual, and have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor. i'm good at pretty much everything in the bedroom, and am known as a generally all around cool girl. i am a fat chick, and if that bothers you, you should just move along.

My Ideal Person i'm looking for a smart, funny, laidback girl to get to know before i go jumping in bed with her. intelligence is a trait that i really seek in my partners. looks really don't matter to me, i'm not shallow, and you shouldn't be either. good taste in music and film is imperative, and you should prefer reading a good book to watching mindless television. i prefer full-figured women, curves and squish rock.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
tom waits, leonard cohen, the white stripes, neil diamond,
pixies, sublime

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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