you have some beautiful and expressive eyes. i know....i know......the better to see me with, right?lol anyway, what is your story? mine- i live in a van down by the river and have a very successful squeegee/begging franchise going on. in my spare time i like to watch battles between my chiapet and my pet rock(can get very intense). I also like to collect different lint samples from my dryer and make collages. when i really feel like letting my hair down(taking off the dollar general toupee) i like to vandalize my neighborhood. i generally pick the neighborhood car du jour, and spray paint a portrait of Ed McMahon on the hood and always sign my signature....a..Julio Espinosa original (he is my neighbor). enough about me, tell me about yourself and why you are so hopelessly attracted to ......somebody else (thought I was going to say- me, right?) Regardless, I eagerly await your reply and any and all full body photos you have. Inquiring minds want to know. Ken P.S. if you laughed at any this, you are truly sick and belong with me.

My Ideal Person someone who gets me hot and preferably someone is local

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction

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