Well, My Divorce from hell is finally over. So I was going to change my profile. Looking @ the other (men) profiles. All I got to say is WTF. Now I see why woman that I talk to on hear act like they do. I'm not into all this bullshit these guys r into. I'm a straight arrow, who jokes around 24-7. I no that life is to short, to sit around & let it go by. My past & job today tells me that every day. My family comes first, job second, & what little free time I got, ME. All, girls if u want a guy with a nice ass, keep looking. The sucker never grew. So, Girls if u didnt like what u see or read. As Ben Would say "Drink my shot bitches" Go Black n Gold. PS I'm Amish..& like sex with small farm animals, Now before u call PETA, I said I joke around 24-7, but sheep do look good:)

My Ideal Person I'm easy, as long as they r breathing. I'm into chicks that wear all blue, hairy, like to make butter, milk cows, go nude cow tipping, I want some 1 who can enjoy life & joke around.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
AERO SMITH

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
To be trapped on an island with 2 virgins or may be 20. but
with that many woman after 1 week i would probably kill my
self.. Every guy want 2 girls & 1 guy....

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
NO NOT REALY

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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