LOOKING FOR HOT AND WILLING WOMAN for NSA one night or NSA FWB relationship Learned a lot from ladies in exotic far east. But I need my pipes cleaned. It has been too long. Lite BDSM. Around the world and not leave the bedroom. Like to eat at the Y. Anal and 69 are my favorite positions. It really turns me on when a gal deep throats and my favorite bird is a swallow. The worst sex I have ever had was WONDERFUL. I am retired. My glass is half full of wine or water, the rest is air. I have a lot to do before I give up. So many women, so little time. I am not a formal member. But I "NEV-R-EST" looking for the right lady. I currently live in Texas at "SBCGLOBAL", a little farming area called Egypt, (Yes, Virginia, Egypt is in Texas). It is FFW country. No one can hear your screams of ecstasy as we go around the world never leaving the house. I have a 5th wheel RV and an excellent, fully furnished (including pool table) camp house. I want to hunt (deer & dear) and "NET" fish in Alaska, Texas and Panama. I plan to hunt, fish and fuck until all smell the same; then start over. If you think you can keep up with me; email me.

My Ideal Person A 18 year old virgin. But like most of us older guys I want Faster horses, more money and younger faster women.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Patsy Cline, Bob Wills, Tex Ritter, Chet Atkins

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Male Master Female Slave

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I can not recall ever having fantisized about ever havig
sex with a celebrity. There are many ladies I like from Marilyn
Monroe, Gina Lolibridgida, Marie Osmond, Etc. 99% of the
current female "stars" are too skinny. Kristy
Alley is just right. She is a real girl just like the girl
next door Marie Gomez WOW.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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