Looking for a specific type of guy.
1 Must smell nice. It's sad that I have to specify that but don't show up to meet me if you are not freshly showered. Good cologne is always nice. Fresh breath. (I love ð)
2. Between 35 and 50 years old. I know 20 somethings can fuck like champs but what do we talk about? Not a lot of commonalities between us outside of our lust. And you silver haired foxes..... it's just a preference thing. I am sure some of you are amazing men but I don't like wondering if you might know my actual Dad.
3 be straight. I read profiles and I respect your open minded nature. But when it says "looking for men, women, groups, trans, goats, robots, etc" it tells me you will stick your dick in anything so you won't be putting it in me.
4. Be Funny and confident. If you make me laugh with your banter you will hold my interest better than with a dick pic. I cannot tel you how many guys send me pics of their packages. It's not appealing. And please spare me a picture of it with a toilet in the background, a remote control next to it or it in another woman. All a turn off.
This being said- enjoy the pictures. Feel free to say hi.
5. Be local. Not PNW local. Actual local. Like fuck me on your lunch break local.
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My Ideal Person Be hygienic. Smell nice. Have a great sense of humor and be ready to kiss me