If you are in a relationship and are looking for a little extra something hot, tasty and discrete on the side, then look somewhere else. Really. And don't lie to me either. That just isn't nice. There is someone else out there for you, get a move on it! She's not hanging around here. If you can't be honest with me, then don't waste my time. Life is too precious to waste it hiding in the dark and listening to your lies. If you can't BE with ME when your with me, then go back to watching TV. I've had practice and I will find you out. Lie and I'll be gone before you can say, "But you're the one I love". You have no idea what love is. Be honest will you? You lust after my body. Ok! Now we're getting somewhere. Sorry Charlie, I love to play, but I'm not a toy. You made a choice already, honor it, or deal with it like an adult. If she doesn't understand you, then as Ricky Ricardo said, "Splain yourself." Work it out or end it without hurting her. Think you can? Try it. You just might learn something about yourself. Maybe even before it is too late. Let me know if you do. I don't care what you look like on the outside, I care what you're like on the inside. I've been with some damn hot bodies that had an ugly jerk on the inside. What a waste! If all I wanted was a hard dick then... well you figure it out. Hint: They now make a life-like doll that even has interchangeable parts. I may just start saving up for one. Any of your girls want to chip in? Of course if you take care of yourself and have the stamina to keep up with me then that is a definite plus. I like to hike, ride my mountain bike, and kayak. I also like to just hang out and talk about life. So if you are a dumb jock and can't put two sentences together with a nail gun, then I think you had better put the drugs away and go back to school, or at least read a book with more words than pictures. Remember when they told you it would be on your permanent record? Well this is why you should have studied. And you, the little guy, go back to doing your homework so YOU can graduate HS with better than a D average. You're too young to even be here. There's plenty of time to meet a nice girl. Oh yeah, sure your could. It's sooo big and hard. Ooh yeah baby, tell me more, your so mature for your age. I was posing in the picture just for you. I'm all wet just thinking about you. Hold on a little longer, your soooo hard. Oops, you just made a mess. HEY, is that your MOM coming down the hall? Aww, I hope your not traumatized for life now. See if you can erase that association. That's what they call a mind fuck. Well that was just a little one. If you can't hand that, how are going to handle a real woman? If your really so sure of yourself, I bet you can't wait till your 21. What if I said I'd wait for you? Think you could handle it? Try that on for size and call me in 4 years. I love to share a great bottle of whine, a little cheese and crackers on a blanket on the beach after a nice hike. I prefer red, but a chilled white has its place. However, if your idea of a good time is getting wasted then don't waste any time here. The packy is about to close, better head on over before Jack, Jim, and Bud lock it up for the night. Maybe you had better figure out what you are trying to escape from before you try to use me as a distraction from your life. I show up in a relationship to be present in the moment. If your words are drooling out of the corner of your mouth, find another chick to drool on. Still here? Pissed off buddy? Did I hit a nerve? By the way, the word bitch is not an insult. Are you laughing? Good a sense of humor. I like that in a per. Charlie Babbitt made a joke. Well then, maybe you have what it takes to go the distance in a relationship... and get me all hot and bothered. And ladies, if you're still here and this speaks to you, then maybe we should chat some time. I have an open mind and am more interested in the spirit than the physical form it shows up in. A good friend in any package is a treasure.