I'm not going to sit here and say I'm a unicorn but you can. Not perfect by any means but I have my shit together. My life isn't simple but I make it work, somehow, some way. I don't have a membership here so most likely can't read your messages unless you've upgraded your account. If you want to buy me a gold membership I'm not opposed to that lol. If you want to chat with me here, that's cool. I don't mind chatting. If you want to meet then you better have a reason that isn't a waste of my time. If you want to date me then see my ideal person. If you're not already meeting at least 80% of that then don't bother. Also a deal breaker is if you live more than 50 miles away from me unless you can visit regularly, sometimes on short notice. If you just want to fuck, then take a number. Highest bidder gets moved to the front of the line. I don't fuck anyone for funsies unless I'm leaving with something tangible to show for it. My standards are my standards. I am mostly a homebody. I enjoy the simple things in life but also gladly accept that I am high maintenance and have expensive taste. Many things in life appeal to me. I have a past that most people can't handle but if you ask about it I'm not going to sugar coat it just to keep you around. Pedantic is a word that is used to describe me and I wear that fucking badge proudly. Details are important, especially in a relationship. If you don't have the patience to listen to a nuanced answer then you can probably move along. I find liars and hypocrites to be unbearable. As I said above, I'm okay with just fucking if that's what you want but don't pretend you want to date me just to get the fucking "for free" like it's some kind of loophole to my system. I will see through your bullshit and I'll just keep you hanging around and purposely reject your advances just to waste your time if that's the case. You want to play games with me then I will play games with you. If however you just tell me what you want, I'll tell you what I want and if we can come to terms then we can make it happen. Now, if you're truly wanting to see if long term sparks are there I'm okay with dating when time permits. My schedule is tight and I have a lot on my plate as I'm an independent person and am doing it all myself. I will not sacrifice what I have worked for to accommodate anyone. So if you're patient and willing then let's see where it goes. If you know how to instantly add value to my life then even better. Anyway, that's a little about me. If you dare to know more then you can ask but be prepared for answers that you may not want to hear (remember, I don't sugar coat anything).

My Ideal Person Respectful, classy, knows what they want.
Humble, calm, soft-spoken but isn't afraid to ask for what they desire.
Financially secure, well spoken, understands the importance of grammar.
Someone who is generous with all of their resources and is smart enough to know that generosity will be returned.
Fun loving, confident and humorous but not in a crude way.
Playful, adorable and sweet when wanted.
Sagacious, rational and resolute when needed.
Astute enough to know when the previous two lines come into play or when a mingling of the two is necessary.
Above all else, if this ideal person ever makes me feel like I'm a burden or like I am just an option to him/her then they most certainly are not ideal. I expect my partner to have standards but if they expect from me what they are not willing to give in return then they are not ideal. A relationship should be a give and take where both people feel fulfilled and it seems that people have done what people do and added red tape all over the place. Don't be that person who makes it more complicated than is necessary.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
50 or more men having their way with me and finishing off with cumming all over my face and in my mouth.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Bailey Jay. She is adorable and she really seems like she
would know how to please someone as well as enjoy being pleased.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

View more of Jenguin99's responses