Did you just say hi to me and ask me to fuck?OMG let me just drop my instantly moist panties and fuck you right now you motherfuggin charmer you! Expect that same level of sarcasm if you come at me with that bullshit. As far as hosting is concerned, let's pretend I'm homeless k? Strangers in my home causes anxiety I'd rather not deal with . Shite man ,I don't know what to tell you other than I'm fucking awesome so you should be too if you intend on talking to me. Also, if you don't know how to talk respectfully to a women then run along . Otherwise, hello there and whats up? I should mention that I have horrible A.D.D I am looking for ONE reliable lover. I am here to go out, have fun and fuck. Do I want to ,"come over and chill"? No. Been there done that. Not unless we are already cool like that.If you cant commit to sex at least once a week, don't bother. True physical intimacy is impossible without mental intimacy. There must be a knowledge of each other on some level as well as a desire, a need, to put your partners well being and pleasure before your own. Once both are able to give completely and unconditionally then and only then can there be a true sharing. Both will be mentally as well as physically aroused when such a commitment exists and pleasure will become limitless. WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies projects or peral use - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any forum past current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person Turn offs: cock pics,thinking that saying hi is a sufficient reason to fuck you,inability to host, baldness, erotic chat/text roleplay.

Can host.

Sends a FACE PIC within initial contact. Would you whip your dick out in any other context as an introduction? Id hope not.

Ill just mention here that I like tall lean men of the Caucasian or Asian variety.And redheads and bi guys.

Doesnt offer me sex before a face pic . If so,I will either be very sarcastic or ignore you .I'm really not sorry ^_^

Can HOST

Can Host. I really hope you got that.

Has time to fuck and can go for hours.

Is SINGLE. I hate cheaters, don't try me. That means no wife gf or whatever the eff else there is, for you slow ones.

I ONLY LIKE tall ,slim ,and athletic guys whom have all their hair and teeth. It doesn't escape my scope of knowledge that I'm chubby but bigger dudes don't get my engine going.

Be interested in something ongoing. Because as fun as mounting a new dude every other week sounds i do like to keep the nana tight by not sleeping around.

420 friendly. Non smokers are cool but if you have all these rules about it then its probably not best we chill. Bytch dont kill my vibe

Really cute, like I find you attractive. I know I'm overweight and have a slight attitude. So Why should I settle?

Again, please send pictures of your FACE. I'm drowning in a sea of cock pics and that's not the first thing about you that I would see in person..

Willing to deal with my awkwardness.Its sort of a buffet here.

I have a thing for guys who look like hippies, or shaggy from ScoobyDoo, nerds and possibly hipsters. Androgynous men too, yum.

Can choke with seductive force but can lick nipples and clits sensitively.

Eats pussy like its his last meal.

Loves giving massages. Like my boobs? Help my back support these mofos.
Preferably not 20+ my senior

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds

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