ATTENTION SINGLE GUYS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 40 - 52!! NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR AN IMMEDIATE OPENING FOR A HALFWAY DECENT BOYFRIEND!!
REQUIREMENTS
> Professional preferred / Own car / Own place / Has his shit together.
> Quick wits and a sharp tongue / Can hold a conversation on a variety of topics with a variety of people.
> Has a moderate - healthy sense of adventure but is stable.
> Is charismatic, extroverted, and patient. And a badass. He definitely has to have badass/thug qualities about him. I typically won't obey otherwise.
> Knows how to fuck a woman, is dominant in the bedroom, is not afraid to accept the responsibilities that go along with that, and commands the respect that I do not blindly give.
> Comes with his own hobbies and his own set of friends.
> Fellow lifelong pothead preferred.
> Liars, manipulaters, and gas lighters need not apply. Ditto if ya still living in ya momma's house.
Cuz there's GOTTA be a muthafucker out there that can treat me better than THIS (see video on Videos page)
ABOUT ME
> I love hard and care deeply for those I surround myself with. Will sacrifice more than I should for those I love.
> A little on the dramatic side and a total extrovert. I draw my energy from others around me and can hold my own with a group of strangers or friends.
> I will never be a well-behaved woman. I'm sassy, opinionated, outspoken, and slightly obnoxious at times. A little bit 'hood - can't/won't help that one.
> But I am honest and I know how to keep it classy, graceful, forgiving, and real when and where it counts.
> Sometimes have an attitude problem that comes with dirty looks and a smart mouth. This problem can be adjusted in the bedroom - I can be VERY obedient.
> I typically run 45-60 minutes late in all I do (with the exception of travel. I don't miss flights). I'm hella late, but I'm coming.
> I understand that we are all human and no one is better than anyone else - assholes come in every color.
Please do not refer to me as a "lady". I'm not 93 yrs old. It's like me driving a minivan: on some cosmic level, my Flyness Factor outranks either of those so they should never come to pass.
🟣 Babe. 🟣 Chick. 🟣 Guuuurrrl 🟣 Chica 🟣 Woman!! 🟣 Miss / Missy are all things I will answer to. But never "Lady".💋