Currently in Tempe AZ Please read NEW NOTES after body of message! Thanks! WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. We travel to:NY,CA,HI,MA and we want to fuck when we visit Athletic couple wants sex with strangers cuz all our friends are dead. Dead cuz they said and did stupid things. Write us with amusing conversation or graphic sexual content. Dont make us make you join them...... ...no really..... This is harder than we thought! Too many weird crazy people out there. So here is what we want: Sex with couples or sex with singles where the other per watches etc. What we don't want: lunatics and homeless elves that have recently had a tif with Santa and now need a place to shack up and have the gaul to not put out! We Also do not want people who have lost something important. For example: you lost your keys=not important=we would like to see you naked. You lost your mind=very important=send your naked pics to your grandma but not to us (but maybe to the elves... but we digress)[SIZE 3][/SIZE][COLOR silver][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person ATTENTION: OK we have had it with 50 single males telling us every day that they are attractive and great in bed.

Rule #1: We can see your pics when you send them so we can figure out if you are attractive or not. We dont care if YOU think you are hot. Go fuck yourself in a mirror...

Rule #2: If you have to say you are great in bed you either: you are not or you are but you need to tell us for some reason when of course we really get to decide that after the fact. Females seem to get this why not guys?

So only females and couples contact us from now on. If you are single and male and great looking and good in bed you dont need this website. This is for people looking for something a bit more complex than the standard bar hook up. If you are here for that GREAT! Just dont contact us. Off to torture some Elves....

NEW NOTES: So as we try and meet people and play around here are some things we are discovering:
1. We might be available for one on one sessions.
2. Age doesnt matter even more than we thought.
3. She wants to find tested VAS safe men to cum in her pussy. Especially older men! If you are old enough she'll call you daddy while you fuck her.
4. Size of cock matters little. Ability to get hard matters lots (take Viagra, whatever we dont care, just be ready to perform. Ability to cum big load a plus! If you can make her gag because you cum that much, extra big plus. Ability to cum quick a huge plus! She is NOT the girl you have to fuck forever! The only way she will want to fuck for longer than it takes you to jerk off is if you can cum quick twice!
5. She wants to eat cum out of girls asses and pussies. She will go ass to mouth with you from your girls ass to her mouth over and over. She will eat a creampie out of your girls pussy or ass just take care of hygiene! Porn stars wash out their asses before ATM and creampies, so should girls that want to be dirty!
6. Face pics are nice, nudes are nice etc. If you want to impress then send a video. Show anal, ass to mouth, huge load on a girls face, gag a girl with your load, show your girl eating another girl etc. Its the future people, strip teases and guys and gals masturbating are boring-unless you shoot a huge load on a girls face
7. She will fuck whomever I say whenever I say however I say. So you should be nice to the boyfriend if you want to use the girlfriend

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Mudvayne, Slipknot, Mars Volta, Between the Buried and
Me, Protest the Hero, Peeping Tom, AILDying

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage, cross country bowling, catching boomerangs but not throwing them

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Dont really care about celebs. An attractive everyday
person that is kind kinky and bright is far better.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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