I’ve learned the secrets of perpetual motion, the formula for sod's law ((U+C+I) x (10-S)/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)) and the formula for cold fusion as well (wont be sharing that as it could devastate the safety of our planet in the wrong hands) In addition to that, I also know how to kill a man using minimal effort with an ancient technique taught to me by a 90 year old Shaolin monk at a Monastery in Kaifeng, Henan. Furthermore, I possess knowledge of three thousand types of knots and have a habit of practicing ancient secret Muay Thai kickboxing in 5,000 year old temples. I love shootin dice in Brooklyn wit my niggas and have eaten monkey carcass living in the harsh Andean mountains for three months, In my travels Ive learned to revive clinically dead humans by using my index finger alone while simultaneously cooking coq au vin in a blizzard on a gas stove. Moreover, I’m proficiant in heart-surgery-with-wire-hangers, making tea for forty-seven Irish priests, and making a sista orgasm faster than their mom can run up the stairs (allowing for hip replacements), in my spare time, I relax by performing atas with the legs of Mongolian wasps and taking vomit-inducing hallucinogens in the Peruvian jungle with deaf ren (I’m fluent in three country's sign language). I don't sweat and my breath always smells like little ren covered in talcum powder, just out the bathtub. I can drink three quarts of jack Daniels and still beat any Kenyan runner in a ten thousand meter sprint… Now line up ladies. lol

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone with a pulse... jus kidding seriously someone who possesses most of the qualities that I possess. High intellect, adventurous, compassionate,freaknasty, depth, inner and outer beauty, street smart but sophisticated, feminine and gorgeous. Oh yea, she definatly gotta fill out dem applebottoms. If you don't know what that means, then you probably need not apply.