OK. I'm baaaack after an almost two-year vacation, of sorts...I was involved (read my blogs) with someone and I left this site, at his request. Now we are no longer seeing each other, so here I am. I'm a free agent...write me and charm me, guys. Show me your stuff. And, for extra points, please read my blog. Cheers, Twisty:X

My Ideal Person I'm looking for a fun guy who likes to suck and fuck and is fit. He needs to be disease and drug free, ready for action and have a sense of humor. It would be great if we could actually talk to each other, both before, during and after sex. I once met a guy who was almost the complete package, but the conversation was lacking. If you have ever heard or used the word vapid, please keep reading. You may be someone with whom I might have some fun! The brain is one of the sexiest parts of the body, don't you agree?

I have a balcony off my living room that overlooks the pool and tennis courts in my cul de sac. I've never christened my balcony and would love to go out there, after dark and have some hot, sticky sex. Please, this is my home and I really like living where I do. It's a great location, location, location. Did I say I like my 'hood?

I have a fireplace, but we can save that for the winter. You probably know what I want to do in front of it? If not, stop reading! LOL

By the way, I don't "do" married men. I had a bad experience with a "separated" man whose wife called me from his cell while he was taking a shower...drama, drama, drama. I'm not into drama. Thanks!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Dave Matthews, Sting, Meatloaf, Yellowjackets, Dido, AnnieLennox

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'd rather have the real thing. I only fantasize when
I DON'T have the real thing to help me get off.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really, but I would'nt turn down Mel Gibson, Dermot
Mulroney or Daniel Craig.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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