WE WILL BE AT SWINGFEST 2008 FROM JULY 31 TO AUG 3 2008 IN HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA ALONG WITH 5,000 OTHER COUPLES (Yes; Five Thousand!) If you are going to be there too; PLEASE SAY HI!! ---------------------------- Zoe is ... well ... BEAUTIFUL! When I say beautiful I mean in every way. If you look at her and all you see is a tall, thin, leggy, girl with gorgeous long red hair, then you are still missing many of her best features! She's personable, intelligent, kind, respectful, funny, and an all around wonderful person. And If you can't tell already... i'm head over heels madly and passionatly in love with her. I guess this makes it my turn to tell you about the wonderful Craig. Alright I know you could all care less how fantastic, sweet, sensitive, and romantic he is. I will however tell you that he is very very respectful (which i know i consider quite important.) The man could keep you laughing all night long and difuse any uncomfortable situation. Now i proudly must tell you that Craig is well HUNG. (don't you love how he puts that i am beautiful in caps and i put that he is hung in caps? lol) You can't find a better man out there. Hell, there was a time when he was the only single male at a party just because he was always so fun, respectful, and well liked. (he didn't fit the typical single guy mold and this would be why he is no longer single.) I, as he is with me, am totally madly in love with this man. We consider ourselves to be an extremely friendly couple and if for some reason we find that we aren't compatible please don't take it that we are some kind of swinger snobs. There is nothing worse then politely telling someone we're not interested in playing and them suddenly treating us like we're some kind of uptight jerks. Just like everybody else we find some people more attractive physically and some more attractive mentally. It's when there's a combination of both that the sparks fly!

My Ideal Person Well we want the respect we give others. People who can appreciate more then just sex and would like to build friendships. It's so much more fun if you can joke around, share stories, and create your own stories together that we laugh about weeks, months, and years down the road. Yes we would like to meet attractive people but we involve ourselves with all different types. We enjoy going to house parties over meeting couples 1 on 1 but we don't rule that out as an option. We do the club scene once in a while but not often and pretty much everything else you'll need to know should be listed here somewhere.

Some more about us:
Respect:
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We're a couple. We're not the Hot redhead and that guy, nor are we the Guy with the big dick and that girl. We are Craig and Zoe and we ALWAYS come as a pair, play as a pair, and ask that you treat us as a pair. (If you want to peel our skin off now then you read it wrong.. we said PAIR, not PEAR! lol) If the first thing you say/email is something like "I really want to lick her sweet pussy" then go slap your mother and leave us alone. Always remember just because you're horny as hell when you send your email, doesn't mean we'll be in that same mood when we get it. It's best to assume that we're not and start off with something friendly and respectful to us both.

Singles\I have a friend
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If you're a guy who has a friend that you play with occasionally... (assuming this is actually true) that isn't a good way to start things off, get back to us when you're a couple.
Also if you're a couple on a singles profile... that isn't the best way to start things off, get back to us when you have your profile in order or don't request us to meet with the person who ISN'T listed on the profile. (i.e. - Those single female profiles that later mention they have a husband that wants to watch and maybe join in)

Phone/Our Style
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Every so often we get an email from strangers that says something like: "Great profile! Which is OK for some but we're not ones to jump right to the phone. "Normally" our style to chat via an instant messenger program and see how we interact a bit in real time first. Once we get those warm fuzzy feelings then we move to the phone or set up a meeting.

Chat and Instant Messages
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If all you have to say is; "Wow she's hot" or "You're a lucky man", please know that it doesn't help to clear anything up. He already knows this and She feels the same way about him. - If you don't know us well and ask; "Is this him or her" refer back to "Respect"

It's been said before
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While they are somewhat flattering, emails that say nothing more than "She's hot!" or "You're a lucky man" do get a little annoying. Try to add a little more to your email so we know if this is just a compliment or if you're looking for a response?

Webcams:
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While we're undoubtedly exhibitionists, we're not "much" for performing on cam. Which means we do the webcam thing from time to time but it's really not our cup of tea, sorry.

Your Photos\Videos:
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Please have a clear recent shot that gives us a good idea of what you look like. If you don't have a face shot posted then be ready to send one before we really start to get into a dialog with you. If you don't have any photos posted on your profile and are willing to email them... well... thanks, but no thanks.

Nobody's Perfect
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We realize nobody's perfect. We realize not everyone reads an entire profile before sending email (especially when they're as long as this novel we have here). We realize people will send 2 word emails, make strange requests, be inappropriate, and all the things listed above (that's why they're listed above lol) We don't claim to be perfect either and always try to live by the golden rule, but we have our moments too. We'll try to look past your 'moments' if you try to look past ours.

Get into our brains and then get into our pants