I am an honours PHD graduate from Princeton. I grew a fruit stand into a multi-billion dollar business and then sold it so that I could fight famine and the rampant use of Brazilian treatments to women. I hunt using my own bare hands and can also make an awesome Bernaise Sauce to top it off. My favourite movies are Steel Magnolias and Beaches and for fun I prefer to combat friends in an Ultimate Fighting match and then discuss our feelings about them afterwards.... And then in my REAL LIFE, I admit that I am a successful business owner who is in a marriage that has most of what I want except a sex life of any kind: This is the reason for me being here!

My Ideal Person Accepting of my reasons for wanting sex. Someone who can appreciate and adhere to discretion as well. Age, colour, etc. are not that significant per se since attraction is always unique. I can offer this in return...

Do you like roller coasters???

Think for a moment what its like to be at the front of the line. You are excited and eager to get in. Its now your turn to ride, and when you strap yourself in you begin to feel the anticipation of what is about to happen. The ride jerks forward, you go around the bend and then you begin to climb that massive, eagerly anticipated first hill. As you climb, your heartbeat begins to quicken. The hair on the back of your neck stands up as your anticipation builds while reaching the very top. As you reach the very top, your heartbeat is racing and you suddenly loose your breath as you go over the top and begin your first descent. It feels totally awesome and while you are screaming inside, no words are coming out. You are rocked and you are rolled. You are thrust and you are lurched. You go upside down, then left and right and you love every last second of what you are experiencing. Sadly, before you know it the ride comes to an end and as it stops you exit. As soon as you have gone down the ramp to get off the first thing you think about is how you desperately want to ride that same coaster again and again and again…

Can sex be like that? I certainly believe so and I’m looking to meet women who believe it can too. Please contact me to tell me all about what your roller coaster is like. I’m anxious to find out!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Barenaked Ladies, Great Big Sea, Various Jazz

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes, however there aren't many Hollywood types that
I would include. I tend to have a few celebrities who are
more local in nature that I have fantasized about having
sex with. Names won't be mentioned since they wouldn't
mean much to most people anyway.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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