I just realized how MM centered my profile is. Ladies, I definitely want to hear from you too! You never look at my straight profile, so I guess being a little adventurous is a good thing! Get in touch with me on IM. On the rare occasion that women chat with me, it goes for hours or days so I must be interesting or entertaining or something. Give it a try, we'll see where it goes! I'm very open minded and somewhat submissive; at least to the point of "I need to cum." equating to the magic words, and I don't require reciprocation. (update: More concisely, TELL me that you are going to fuck me or that I am going to suck the cum out of your cock and demand my address or give me yours. If you are a reaable distance away, you probably just got yourself laid; almost guaranteed! Follow up with a nice cock pic for good measure!) Couples and group play are welcome but I prefer non committed couples or those that are highly experienced. I'm a one-stop-shop that also delivers. I can host when conditions are right as I am discreet, so how active my close knit neighborhood is during the time in question matters a lot. OUT OF TOWN VISITORS LOOKING FOR EASY SATISFACTION IN THEIR HOTEL ROOMS- I'm YOUR GUY! LADIES, This Does NOT Apply to you. ===> If you are a guy and out of town and just want to chat, please don't bother unless you are planning to come to the DC area. If you are planning to visit, please say so in your opening message. I really don't care to Cam2Cam with men anymore, I want it in per, I definitely don't want to voice chat and calling for phone sex is absolutely out of the question. Please don't ask!

My Ideal Person My ideal people are laid back, clean, reasonably sophisticated and generally fit but a little extra fluff is OK.
Men- 22-49 Not obese or hideously ugly endowment 5"-10" cut. Big heads are a turn on! Again, TELLING me that you ARE going to FUCK me or use my mouth is a real turn on. Asking me is a turn off. The same goes for getting me naked on cam. TELL me. DON'T ASK!

Women- 18-"whenever you stop being sexy", not obese and preferably single. Not too keen on getting shot for some booty.

M/F Couples- See above. Please either just be FWB or highly experienced. The idea of being involved in a break-up because a couple did something with me they weren't as prepared for as they thought is truly a nightmare for me!

M/M and F/F Couples- I'd prefer you to be random NSAs or FWBs as well.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Getting gang banged or getting shitty drunk and being taken
advantage of by one or more in a semi-public location.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Rimming, Candle Wax, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really impressed with celebs, but there are a few hotties
out there that could definitely eat crackers in my bed!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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