This is us telling others others about ourselves. Most of our together time is spent on the couch ingesting media of one kind or another. We dig that. But we're also looking to extend said naked couch time to some cool new people. Her likes: board games, talking about books and movies, video games, walking, going to parks, picnicking, D&D, concerts, eating out (not a euphemism — OR IS IT? WOST JOKE EVER), blogging about social justice issues, and thrift store shopping. Him: Most of the same. It's why we got married. Big on discussing, at length, any kind of art except painting, 'cause he knows nothing about it and can't do it. Digs eating out, swimming, writing, and spending entirely too much time arguing about television over the internet. We're nerds, dude. Basically, if your top priority is a tight body, we're out of stock. If your priority is a cool, fun-loving nerdy couple with a lot to talk about, we're all yours, but we expect the same. Be cool. Be interesting. Be literate. Basically, any text-speak,l improper grammar, or non-ironic misuse of language is a giant turn off for us. That being said: Here's where we is: Him: Let's drink Manhattans, flirt, talk about movies and Doctor Who for a few hours, flirt, then hot tub naked and see what happens! Her: Let's go raid Goodwill for cheap dresses and jewelry, then play strip Pandemic.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Secure, outgoing singles or couples who aren't in a giant hurry. Yes, we're horny. No, we probably don't want to hook up today. We like to connect first, and make sure we actually like the people up with whom we hook.

Also: we're big into social justice, so if you're homophobic, racist, sexist, ableist, ageist, sizeist, classist, transphobic, or otherwise use categories to hate on people, jog on.

We're super politically progressive. Be cool with that.

Oh, and she's fat, and he's got some stretch marks from when he used to be. We're cool with it, and you should be too.

Single men: When we say we're looking for single men, we mean that our male half is looking for single men. As a unit, we're all set. Thanks. Sorry to mislead.

Addendum: We've received several replies asking us if we will only play with people who are also bisexual, or if a straight person presents some kind of problem. The answer is that we honestly don't care what you are, and we're all adults, and aren't interested in making anybody uncomfortable. If you're cool enough to accept that we're not straight, we're cool enough to accept that you are. Doesn't need to be an issue.

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Lichte bondage, Billenkoek, Trio's, Verkleden als het andere geslacht, Gelijktijdig masturberen, Spelen met etenswaren, "Thuisfilmpjes" maken, Deelnemen aan erotische fotografie, Voyeurisme, Handboeien/schakels, Blinddoeken, Massage, Him: Watching, swimming., Her: It's all on the list.

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Dezelfde/soortgelijke fetisjen, Discreet kunnen zijn, Openstaan voor een trio en/of orgie, Libido, Bereidheid om openlijk alles te bespreken en te proberen, Bereidheid een ongebonden seksuele relatie aan te gaan, Creativiteits-/Kinkniveau, Een beetje van alles

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