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Penis 5/11/2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Commenti, 24 Visite,
17 Voti
,1.43 Punteggio
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points 5/11/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Commenti, 9 Visite,
5 Voti
,2.49 Punteggio
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old testament 4/11/2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Commenti, 14 Visite,
9 Voti
,2.14 Punteggio
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Joke 3/11/2019
Hello Passion, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Commenti, 18 Visite,
5 Voti
,0.86 Punteggio
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Lesbian 2/11/2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.09 Punteggio
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Hair 1/11/2019
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 Commenti, 34 Visite,
2 Voti
,3.81 Punteggio
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Priest 27/10/2019
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 Commenti, 17 Visite,
9 Voti
,1.07 Punteggio
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Dinosaur 27/10/2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Commenti, 10 Visite,
8 Voti
,3.48 Punteggio
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Doctor's wife 27/10/2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 Commenti, 52 Visite,
3 Voti
,3.92 Punteggio
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Threesome 27/10/2019
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 Commenti, 12 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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like to meet 27/10/2019
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 Commenti, 6 Visite,
2 Voti
,1.73 Punteggio
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Here's the pussy 26/10/2019
Best pussy ever
2 Commenti, 5 Visite,
2 Voti
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Best pick up line? 25/10/2019
Comment your best pickup line?
3 Commenti, 11 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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more humour 25/10/2019
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh my ...
1 Commenti, 40 Visite,
6 Voti
,4.22 Punteggio
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G-spot 24/10/2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 Commenti, 8 Visite,
3 Voti
,0.98 Punteggio
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And the hits keep rolling on 24/10/2019
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding
it"
2 Commenti, 24 Visite,
10 Voti
,2.99 Punteggio
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24/10/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 Commenti, 6 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.45 Punteggio
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24/10/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 Commenti, 2 Visite,
0 Voti
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Voras 22/10/2019
Durante los últimos meses se han viralizado en Internet
y en medios de comunicación videos en los que se observa
desde transeúntes hasta funcionarios utilizando expresiones
consideradas como “no adecuadas”. El fenómeno no
es nuevo, sin embargo especialistas advierten que ha ido
en aumento la presencia de discursos de odio, insultos
y agresiones verbales en contextos públicos. ¿Qué
es ...
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
1 Voti
,3.70 Punteggio
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sorry need more points 21/10/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
4 Voti
,1.69 Punteggio
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A cheesy joke, literally 21/10/2019
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
0 Commenti, 3 Visite,
2 Voti
,2.42 Punteggio
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whores 19/10/2019
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy
thats all to men
1 Commenti, 14 Visite,
7 Voti
,0.24 Punteggio
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More points 19/10/2019
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
0 Commenti, 7 Visite,
6 Voti
,1.66 Punteggio
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Must have more points 18/10/2019
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
0 Commenti, 5 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.45 Punteggio
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points 16/10/2019
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
2 Commenti, 12 Visite,
7 Voti
,3.30 Punteggio
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Knock 16/10/2019
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
2 Commenti, 10 Visite,
5 Voti
,1.51 Punteggio
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¡El pellizquito! 15/10/2019
Una mañana el marido se despierta
y le pellizca una nalga a su mujer y le dice: - Si hicieras ejercicios, ,, para darle firmeza a ese rabito,
podríamos librarnos de esas pantaletas.
La mujer se controló y le pareció que el silencio era la
mejor respuesta.
Al otro día el marido despierta y le da un pellizco a los
senos de su mujer y le dice: ...
1 Commenti, 77 Visite,
4 Voti
,5.19 Punteggio
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points 14/10/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
4 Voti
,2.86 Punteggio
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the points 14/10/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 7 Visite,
4 Voti
,3.63 Punteggio
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points 13/10/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Commenti, 5 Visite,
3 Voti
,2.94 Punteggio
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