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This site 19-01-2020
That’s the joke <br><br>
Posting for
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,2.78 Score
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jimmy and his cat 17-01-2020
At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at
school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because
I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy
once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”
1 Reacties, 36 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,3.48 Score
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Points 16-01-2020
Yup, just one of those I need points posts
1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,4.41 Score
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Funny 15-01-2020
A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark
forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up
and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass
for the past minutes!"
2 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,2.30 Score
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cave man pussy 15-01-2020
why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br>
they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their
feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt
1 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,2.47 Score
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Christmas 14-01-2020
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her
body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...
3 Reacties, 107 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,3.00 Score
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joke toke 13-01-2020
two rabies walk into a bar
1 Reacties, 44 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,1.86 Score
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I trhought you were my wife ! 13-01-2020
A man drunk as a skunk walked into a bar and, after staring
for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked
over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling
her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm
sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like
her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, ...
13 Reacties, 256 Bezichtigingen,
34 Stemmen
,5.04 Score
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Squirting in self defense 11-01-2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
3 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,3.93 Score
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Knock Knock... Who's there? 09-01-2020
Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!
1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.04 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 09-01-2020
Because he wasn't cooked!  Ok I just needed ...
1 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,5.00 Score
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Motivation to lose weight and get fit 08-01-2020
An overweight guy signed up a special training program
that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit
within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through
3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br>
The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds
a room full of naked ...
1 Reacties, 70 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,2.61 Score
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Ass Joke 08-01-2020
If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel
it, did it happen.
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.32 Score
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First video 07-01-2020
I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young
back thrn!
0 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.01 Score
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classic oldie 07-01-2020
Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer
sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual
but her guests complained that it just wasn't very
good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher
what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good
as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was
hard to make both ends meat !
1 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,2.59 Score
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Mono or stereo? 06-01-2020
For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change
hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex
it would pertain better, thanks!
1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,0.75 Score
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 06-01-2020
Thats notta joke..
1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.86 Score
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Two gay guys 05-01-2020
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,2.23 Score
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4 the points 05-01-2020
Need the points
1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 04-01-2020
a Savannah sandwich.
1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,0.93 Score
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 04-01-2020
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.66 Score
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Doctor visit 04-01-2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.53 Score
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Doctor visit 04-01-2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,0.23 Score
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A Joke 02-01-2020
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.09 Score
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Timbuktu 01-01-2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.53 Score
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Sex Computer 01-01-2020
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.66 Score
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 31-12-2019
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.73 Score
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Jelly and Jam 31-12-2019
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.53 Score
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What’s harder 29-12-2019
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,3.98 Score
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Jokes get chicks 27-12-2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.71 Score
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