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Peça Minha Foto af86retired2 70 H 290  Artigos	Circumcised   21/11/2015 A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.   She went back to find out what was going on.   He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.   The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.   He was to ... 2 Comentários, 170 Visualizações, 12 Votos ,3.68 Pontuação
tesla_charismati 29 H 1  Artigo	Interesting choice of food   21/11/2015 This is for real. People are so creative. Ill let the picture speaks for itself. 3 Comentários, 70 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,0.34 Pontuação
rm_BIGYODAG2 65 H 24  Artigos	Here After Quandary   21/11/2015 Having met on Passion and after 7 Es back & forth, this couple finally makes a date. He takes her to a nice restaurant, where he wines & dines her. After desert he proposes a nice Motel within walking distance and she accepts. It's a nice little room and he gently asks: 'You need the bathroom first?' "No...you go ahead." 10 min.s later he pops out nude and is surprised to see her sitting on the ... 1 Comentários, 91 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,3.12 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto af86retired2 70 H 290  Artigos	The new milking machine   19/11/2015 A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he learned that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he ... 3 Comentários, 176 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,4.85 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	growth!   19/11/2015 A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, ... 3 Comentários, 95 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,4.10 Pontuação
TattyCat001 66 H 14  Artigos	The Difference?   18/11/2015 What is the difference between sin and shame? > > > > > > > > Well . . . It is sometimes a sin when it slips in, but it is almost always a shame when it slips out. 1 Comentários, 11 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,4.41 Pontuação
Blessed4WhiteBoy 64 H 1  Artigo	A terrible itch   18/11/2015 A 80 year old woman goes to the doctor complaining of a terrible itch between her legs, upon inspection, he tells her she has the crabs. The old lady replies"That's impossible, I am a virgin, and never have never been with a man." So she goes to get a second opinion from another doctor, he get's her feet up in the stirrups for a closer look. She explains she is a 80 year old virgin, and that the ... 2 Comentários, 107 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,3.25 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	lets get it on!!!   17/11/2015 While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "Fuck you! " in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the ... 3 Comentários, 79 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,4.49 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	yea puppies!!!   16/11/2015 A father and his 6-year-old are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father "Daddy, what are they doing?" The father, not wanting to lie to his , says "they're just making a puppy." "OK" says the , and the father is relieved that he doesn't probe further. The next day, the bursts into his parents' room and sees them ... 3 Comentários, 117 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,5.75 Pontuação
rm_NOPoet30 67 H 47  Artigos	At the convent   16/11/2015 Three nuns sitting around in the garden. The eldest in her 70s was hard of hearing and usually kept to herself and was quietly knitting. The two younger nuns across from her were discussing their garden endeavors. The first one asks if the youngest nun had any success growing vegetables. "Oh my yes..the biggest Italian squash was this long", she said holding her hands a good foot apart, "and ... 2 Comentários, 78 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,3.81 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto af86retired2 70 H 290  Artigos	SAD STORY... MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE.   15/11/2015 A foursome of men waited at the men's tee while a foursome of women was hitting in front of them -- taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet . Then she went over and missed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet. She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said ... 1 Comentários, 137 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,5.10 Pontuação
jimbo844 59 H 26  Artigos	Jack and Jill   15/11/2015 Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of cock because Jills real name was RANDY 1 Comentários, 14 Visualizações, 1 Votos ,3.70 Pontuação
jimbo844 59 H 26  Artigos	Bar Joke   14/11/2015 A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy replies, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The guy say, “168.” The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology. After the guy leaves and the more ... 3 Comentários, 93 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,3.48 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	pledge!!!   13/11/2015 A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two ... 4 Comentários, 94 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,5.84 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto af86retired2 70 H 290  Artigos	Golf on Fridays   12/11/2015 After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.  When asked  what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.   On and on and on: neglect, emptiness, loneliness, lack of intimacy, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.   Finally, ... 1 Comentários, 112 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,5.19 Pontuação
rm_NOPoet30 67 H 47  Artigos	Jack & Jill   12/11/2015 Yep - they went up that hill to get the water. Jack fell down, broke his crown & Jill exclaimed: 'What a clumsy freaken aszhole Next time I get water...he stays at the bottom..' 2 Comentários, 22 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,3.92 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto af86retired2 70 H 290  Artigos	WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?   11/11/2015 A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type? ' ' Look around, ' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with ... 2 Comentários, 118 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,5.59 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	one for the veterans!!!   11/11/2015 One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny." "Good ... 3 Comentários, 91 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,6.26 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	shucks daylight saving time!   10/11/2015 A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I've just been given this state-of-the-art watch by Q and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's ... 2 Comentários, 78 Visualizações, 10 Votos ,6.17 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	you did this!   8/11/2015 Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they first . She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you *******!” He casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your *** but you said, ‘it’ll be too painful!’.” 3 Comentários, 61 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,5.10 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	oh no!!   8/11/2015 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit ... 2 Comentários, 73 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,5.93 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto af86retired2 70 H 290  Artigos	Condom Explanation   7/11/2015 A man walks into a drug store with his adolescent . They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, . Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. He looks over the display and picks up a package ... 1 Comentários, 106 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,4.10 Pontuação
jimbo844 59 H 26  Artigos	Alzheimer's has its advantages   7/11/2015 Bill, 85, married Sue, a lovely 25 year old . . . Since her new husband is so old, Sue decides that after their wedding she and Bill should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Sue prepares herself for bed and the ... 1 Comentários, 82 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,5.43 Pontuação
jimbo844 59 H 26  Artigos	When you are over seventy, who gives a shit.   7/11/2015 I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yea you gotta pen?" She said "Yea", I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you". Cost me 6 stitches. When you are over seventy . . . who gives a shit. ... 3 Comentários, 61 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,5.33 Pontuação
jimbo844 59 H 26  Artigos	luv-va Jay-sus   7/11/2015 Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and ... OH MY GOD!" Silence followed ... Some moments later, the captain came ... 1 Comentários, 61 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,4.57 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	good side effects!   6/11/2015 If I was a man and had an erection lasting longer than four hours at my age. I wouldn't call a doctor. I would call and >>! everybody I know! 3 Comentários, 35 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,5.33 Pontuação
discreetmale618 63 H 2  Artigos	Blonde   6/11/2015 Blonde picks up her blouse from dry cleaners. Checks to see if spot was removed when leaving the clerk says come again the blonde replies. No it was mustard this time! 2 Comentários, 34 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,4.50 Pontuação
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artigos	cooks!   4/11/2015 A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet. Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay. Without ... 3 Comentários, 107 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,5.60 Pontuação
sassylicious33 33 M 1  Artigo	sex partners   4/11/2015 Funny sex jokes - sex partners A doctor asks a patient while examining her: - How many sex partners did you have? - 5 or 6, don't remember exactly.. - Hmm, not that many... - Yes, that wasn't the most successful weekend.. 1 Comentários, 48 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,3.92 Pontuação
hellofrd01 42 M 5  Artigos	Admiring   2/11/2015 After sex, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husbang's cock. Husband : Why? Want to have sex again? Wife : No dear, I just admiring your cock, I used to have one before! 2 Comentários, 18 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,5.39 Pontuação