Urban Spot
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Pubblicato:5 Agosto 2008 4:07 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:28 Settembre 2009 3:37 pm 13649 visite
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This is my spot for rants raves, questions that I want to ask and whatever comes to mind. So come on in and look around.
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Well it's finally over...
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Pubblicato:1 Marzo 2010 4:39 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:20 Giugno 2016 7:48 pm 14455 visite
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First let me start by saying I haven't been posting as I didn't have a laptop and internet access while on the road, this has changed and will try and be more diligent in posting...
As many of my friends here know I have been in a sexless marriage for some time now. Well that is now over. We have decided to call it quits. Of course there was some circumstance that persipitated the break up not the lest of which was the confermation of supiciouion I had. Will dealve into that in another post. Needless to say I will be writing here on my feelings as I go through this process and I hope the readers of this will feel free to voice oppinions, advice or whatever.
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A touch on humor...
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Pubblicato:29 Ottobre 2009 8:53 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13601 visite
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A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry.'
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Thought of the day...
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Pubblicato:29 Ottobre 2009 8:51 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13459 visite
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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."- Voltaire
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Thought of the day...
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Pubblicato:28 Ottobre 2009 4:59 am
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13442 visite
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein
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Traveling on business...
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Pubblicato:8 Ottobre 2009 8:35 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:1 Marzo 2010 4:40 pm 13652 visite
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I will be making a trip to Indianapolis, IN leaving this Sat. Oct 10 and staying a week for work.
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Thought of the day...
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Pubblicato:7 Ottobre 2009 2:23 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:28 Ottobre 2009 4:59 am 13612 visite
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"The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else." - Arnold Bennett
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Thought of the day...
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Pubblicato:4 Ottobre 2009 2:05 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13544 visite
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"Curiosity is one of the most permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect." - Samuel Johnson
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lude, crude, and socailly unacceptable...
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Pubblicato:2 Ottobre 2009 3:52 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13470 visite
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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir."
"Correct", says the manager, "now try this one."
"That's a bad piece of willow," says the blind man.
"Correct," answers the manager.
With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, "Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the shit house door off a tuna boat!"
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Thought of the day...
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Pubblicato:2 Ottobre 2009 3:45 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13495 visite
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"We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes which were, for the moment, unpopular." - Edward R. Murrow
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just a giggle...
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Pubblicato:29 Settembre 2009 6:20 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13618 visite
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Thought of the day:
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Pubblicato:29 Settembre 2009 6:19 pm
Ultimo aggiornamento:26 Maggio 2024 5:28 am 13493 visite
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"Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a broken precedent." - William Durant
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