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At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.
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At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm remindingyou, too. Don't laugh....It is all true! Perks of reaching 50 Or being over 60 And heading towards 70 or beyond! 1. Kidnappers are not very Interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, You are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- Anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?' 5. People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left To learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now will Never wear out. 8. You can eat Supper at 4 PM. 9.You can live without sex But not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments About pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits As a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold Your stomach in no matter who walks Into the room. 13. You sing along With elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get Much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance Is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are moreaccurate meteorologists Than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends Because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to A manageable size. 19. You can't remember Who sent you this list. . Forward this to everyone You can remember Right now! |
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This is hilarious! Could be true in some cases.  Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Sometimes these things about getting Older are NOT FUNNY AT ALL. You must have caught me on a good day - although 90 percent of them are NOT true for me. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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